Child of Flame

Indeed, let us. I have no contact information for you good sir.

OH CRAP! I DON'THAVE AN XBOX AND I DON'T LIKE HALO!!!

Well now you know me. TA-DA!

BUT ZOMG IF IT BOMBS, LIKE THE XBOX COULD FOLLOW CRIPPLING MS!!!

Actually, these kind of IM conversations crack me up. Though the colored text makes my eyes burny. I think the internet has made me have some sort of malady of the mind.

I do too! Do you know how many MS stocks I have!!!

You think it's bad now, you should've seen it before I fixed it. Or even worse, in the original chat window in light pink and light lavender respectively. Friggin' teenage girls. Also, forgot to put in the parts from the other window. This is katie again..........james is in the shower ( be nice to her Theologist Ooookay. This is katie again..........james is in the shower ( BE NICE Theologist I AM! Theologist I am nothing if not nice. This is katie again..........james is in the shower ( GOOD This is katie again..........james is in the shower ( flirt Theologist I am not. Theologist Perish the thought. This is katie again..........james is in the shower ( FLIRT Theologist I AM NOT! This is katie again..........james is in the shower ( :@ **(Angry smilie again)** This is katie again..........james is in the shower ( did i say flirt or use long words i could have sworn i sed flirt Theologist I don't flirt. This is katie again..........james is in the shower ( well tell her she has a pretty smile Theologist I AM TALKING TO HER VIA TEXT! This is katie again..........james is in the shower ( llol

I AM BACK hi Theologist Who are *you*? I AM BACK well this is james' comp but its his girlfriend im katie nice to meet u and u r?? Theologist ... I AM BACKhe plays ow I AM BACK his names tuby i think Theologist ... Theologist I think I remember him. Theologist I quit playing that game over a year ago. I AM BACK was u in usmc Theologist Waste of time. Theologist Long, long, long, longlonglongschlonglong time ago I was. I AM BACK lol I AM BACK i no ow is a waste of time but try telling my bf that# Theologist How old is he? I AM BACK 16 Theologist He might grow out of it then. Theologist You're in the UK? I AM BACK yup Theologist I am in New Orleans. Theologist It is totally crazy here. I AM BACK why Theologist Well, the city is pretty much gone. I AM BACK why u still on the comp then Theologist Well, I could be outside. Theologist But I might get shot, or robbed, or buttsexxed. Theologist The police even locked themselves inside their building. I AM BACK its bummed actually Theologist bummed is for limey brits. Theologist In America we talk like *men*. I AM BACK my boyfriend said that u lot are poofs I AM BACK sorry I AM BACK about that Theologist Poofs as in gayness? Theologist Well your boyfriend is an idgit. I AM BACK yes Theologist I mean FFS, he plays OW. I AM BACK ow sucks Theologist Yes, yes it does. I AM BACK who was u on ow Theologist Seriously though, you didn't hear about the hurricane. Theologist Lucifer Daemon. I AM BACK do u remember dfsmerc Theologist He's my buddy. Theologist I still talk to him regularly on here. Theologist Only reason I started playing was because he asked me to. I AM BACK james sed he is still on his msn Theologist Probably. Theologist He still plays. I AM BACK he has some big crew apparently this is all coming from my boyfriend Theologist Hrm. Theologist Probably. I AM BACK anyway how old are u Theologist Seriously though, you didn't hear about the hurricane? **(At this point I was worried about the lass, she hadn't displayed much intelligence, and I thought it would be even more fun to yank her around if she was that oblivious. )** Theologist I am immortal. Theologist I have inside me blood and things. This is katie again..........james is in the shower ( ok... Theologist I mean, it's okay if you didn't. Theologist I don't even live in New Orleans. Theologist I was kidding. Theologist But it made world news. This is katie again..........james is in the shower ( erm i live on earth so yeah i did hear u dumb **** how the heck am i not going to hear god i own a tv i have money to buy a peper This is katie again..........james is in the shower ( paper* Theologist ... Theologist Feisty. This is katie again..........james is in the shower ( meow Theologist Rawr. Theologist I am eighteen. Theologist I lied about being immortal too. Theologist I do that a lot. This is katie again..........james is in the shower ( lol This is katie again..........james is in the shower ( so how do i no your 18 This is katie again..........james is in the shower ( and that your a dude Theologist Well I could scan in my SS Card, but that would put me at risk for identity theft. Theologist And I could scan in photo identification, but the photos on those things are always so awful. Theologist You could ask Eddie. This is katie again..........james is in the shower ( well thats me in the picture# **(She is referring to the picture she has as her icon here)** Theologist Doth not tempt me wench! This is katie again..........james is in the shower ( what the heck does that mean? **(Ugh)** Theologist No idea. Theologist This was just turning into a scarily deja vu cybersex prelude. Theologist You know, ASL, all that jazz. This is katie again..........james is in the shower ( so do u have a girlfriend Theologist Nope. This is katie again..........james is in the shower ( mmmm Theologist mmmm? This is katie again..........james is in the shower ( whats the youngest you would go out with Theologist The lawman says 16, but even that would make me uncomfortable. This is katie again..........james is in the shower ( jeez live on the edge Theologist Why, having second thoughts about James #2? Theologist I do, I live on the straight edge. This is katie again..........james is in the shower ( so what do u look like? Theologist As per ze screenname. Theologist 6'5", blonde hair, muscular. Theologist Or alternatively 5'8", Brown Hair, and not bulging with muscles, but not all that out of shape either. This is katie again..........james is in the shower ( ok let me intro u to a friend of mine Theologist Why? This is katie again..........james is in the shower ( shes almost 16 got brown hair and lovely smile and she well u can ask her about her chest **(I groaned outwardly at this, kids these days have no subtlety)** Theologist If you are trying to hook me up, any friend of yours outside of NorCal is a no-go.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}> You really suck at this game.

It was cute in the same way a younger sister is cute when she tries to act grownup. If it is wrong to find that amusing, I don't wanna be right. I could post excerpts from the conversation if anyone is interested.

Do any of the mods even look at your reports anymore? You report someone in practically any thread you post in. And 'misquoting someone else's post' is against forum policy? That's a new one to me.

She was really, really little though Ender. No one would recognize her.

I do not know Ender, I do not know.

I think I was just a victim of webcest. A girlfriend of a guy I never really liked but was on my instant messenger contact list just messaged me. It started off with 'hi', then it progressed to her asking if I was single, what I looked like, ASL type crap. Then she decided she needed to set me up with her 15 year old friend. Also, they both live in the UK, so even if I was willing to risk getting bad looks from lawmen, this situation is completely impractical. While this conversation was amusing to me, because they were both insane, it is times like this I wonder what the hell is wrong with internets people.

Well, that's too bad! Yes. So sad...I have a headache and all the alcohol's made it so I can't get it up. :'( <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Guys, we're doing it again.

He appears to be. That also means this thread probably isn't in immediate danger.

It'd probably keep this thread from getting locked quite so fast what with Eldar's 'family friendly' moderation policies.

Yeppers. Feargie has grown soft and sentimental in his old age.

Yay for aids!!!

I'm guilty of genocide, but can we tone down the bawdiness a little ppl? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah, but is that really any fun?

Awesome news if it's true. I also heard that Bush had refused foreign aid, but the best I could find was he didn't outright request it when it was offered. Pride or somesuch statement of weakness.

The worst casualty of them all! Dr. David Thorpe is truly a madman!

This thread is so getting locked. That 'song' by Green Day was great, wouldn't even know it was there if you turned the album off when it sounded like it was over. Also, could you PM me that edited song?

I can give no contest, except for the fact that my dad makes Jonesville jokes fairly regularly, and he is an ex-minister. And come to think of it, he is just as dirty, if not more so, than me.

I am not familiar with MtG or it's mechanics, but can I be a 'Heckler of Rabble Rousing'?