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the moon was hanging cool and full above the waving swimming pool as we were feeding mouths with heat and drool 'cuz we were having christmas feast a merry one with pork and grease and every guest was eating meat like beasts 'cuz santa gave us lollypork and everyone was gay the smell of frying pig was in the air I really think that eating piggy pork is quite O.K as long as the meat is well done I think its fair fanatic vegetarians would call us rude barbarians but before they did we forked them on the grill the taste was quite 'mermalian' reminded me of aliens but salt could give oooooh the last thrill and santa gave us lollypork.... my youngest son once asked his dad "how can it be that I'm so fat? you taught me lollypork was for my health! the skinny kids with baseball bats still kick my ass and tell me that my family was never one of wealth" and santa gave us lollypork.... A good veggie is an eaten veggie I tell you!!

a good post Azarkon ... but it still doesn't account for the fact that, say the now living German population, is any way responsible for the actions of those who came before them! if they still allowed the said doctrines and political views to be present in their modern society they would be guilty of ignorance and stupidity! but never the consequences of a former regime.. It's not my responsibility or fault if my grandfather was a massmurderer, but it's my fault if I fall down a similar path, or allow my brother or other living relative to do the same (if I knew they where about too)! it's the responsibilty of a modern nation, and it's inhabitans, not to make the same mistakes as their ancestors!

not even for a Duff??

ha .. I would've never guessed that! ^_^

we are not pastries! in fact we are not sweet and sugarcoated in any way! .. except on special occasions, but I would rather not go into that right now! :ph34r:

I think I'm the man for the job .. the first one "Dr

I'll go with the monkeys! a fullgrown male gorilla has the strength of something like 11 men .. so you can be as fast as you want, one hit by that monster and your head comes right off!

maybe not .. but the DEATH MONKEY is all the more powerful now that is has mastered our pathetic combat techniques!

I'm sorry .. I .. the question .. burns! .. arrrh

behold the fruit of our labour! we have now trained the ultimate DEATH MONKEY to defeat kumquatq3 and end his endless boasting! prepare to be annihilated!! muhahhaha http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/29936/

I'll take that into advisement..

who said anything about sane?? we are talking about eBay here...

that was .. interesting.. and here I thought pimping cars was the lowest you could get! but kudos for talent! it takes alot of effort pulling that off!

seriously - this is a joke right? ...

well so long and thanks for all the fish.. hope you have a good summer!

the banana song! http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/bananaphone.html

careful what you say .. or my overpowerful (evil) martial art spirit will take over!

behold the most evil creature of all!!

exactly!

ah well .. I just thought you said bitch as in "yo ... bitch!" .. a loveable nickname for ladies!

no no .. you said a horny bitch .. that has nothing to do with personality! that just means she wants to have sex all the time .. I don't see anything at all wrong with that!

HUH???

if I was a hideous Alien overlord I would use this time point out a few things: You weak pathetic pig-smelly underlings of human waste! it is clear who the inferior race is!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA ... I'm human ....

that too ... If a woman is arrogant I find her physically unattractive .. J-Lo is a good example of that.. I think she's hideous!

hmm .. favorite beauty that's a tough one .. I would say someone like Elizabeth Hurley maybe (don't know why I just find her extremely hot)