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Laozi

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  1. Through science we can find out what you'll look like after puberty

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  2. Good idea saying you were a 12 yr. old boy and linking your page to that kiddie pron site, you're really racking up the profile views.

  3. The Sea & Cake ~ The Transaction
  4. I wouldn't worry about the chances of Eddos hitting someone is minimal. Most research indicates that he's much more likely to shot himself or a family member. That might double in California.
  5. Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
  6. I think you'll probaly grow up to be a debaser. I can't seem to face up to the facts I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax I can't sleep cause my bed's on fire Don't touch me I'm a real live wire
  7. More then likely the Bears will try and go after someone like Jake Plummer rather then Jeff Garcia
  8. prefuse_73 ~ I Got No Time For Rearviews
  9. Laozi

    NHL

  10. paraphrasing: "There is no relation between having a gun and shooting someone and you'd be a liar and a communist to suggest otherwise."
  11. Good one, Hades. Another classic comedy moment.
  12. Yeah, I hope you can finally feel adequate.
  13. Anyway, we're talking about football, this is sometype of defense mechanism you have to try and get a mod to delete the posts. Don't be so callous with that word, otherwise people won't be able to take you seriously when you use it. I'm looking forward to seeing how the Bears D-line are able to attack the Colts, I think this is going to be the first playoff game that they really miss Tomy Harris.
  14. Its alright Volourn, the media has you convinced theres only one player in this game. We need people like you, how else is football going to hock Mastercard, cell phones, and high-def TVs
  15. I'm not all up on Manning's jock so the game is not about how his butt looks in his uni
  16. I'm fairly convinced you're female now. Congrads

  17. Muse ~ Knights Of Cydonia Turning off the volume almost makes this video bareable. Almost, except that the twerpish lead singer refuses to allow you to complete the illusion that you might be listening to any number of a hundreds of band artistically inept enought to create this song by interjecting himself into the video every :45 seconds or so. The video borrows from several old movies and actually challenges the viewer to endure the song repeatively to find all of its references, truely a insidious ploy perpetrated opon the insanely stupid. The music too is a knockoff of many movie score of the late 70s and 80s, but actually manages to convey less meaning. The song is not totally with out merit, for it enlist the listen to ask themselves an important question. What could possibly convince this group of brits that cutting and pasting from movie scores whos only value is a novel one at best, would garner any type of artist merit?
  18. These last few days have been magical. I never knew I could be this happy with anyone.

  19. Freaken Visagoths

  20. Where have all the cowboys gone?

  21. I'm a Hinny, most powerful magic wielders of the equine classes
  22. The Sea & Cake ~ Four Corners
  23. Its one less excuse not to go raw! This news keeps getting better
  24. I hope it does make Texas girls easier
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