Laozi

Asbestos and lead paint with a microwave that runs all the time, but without a door

I've noticed quite a few asian americans will use "mines" instead of mine

David Byrne ~ A Secret Life

Fugazi ~ Margin Walker

I always keep a vile of mutated anthrax, for duck hunting

It is plausible though

Hows your gout?

This too funny "hospital van dropped off a paraplegic man on Skid Row, allegedly leaving him crawling in the street with nothing more than a soiled gown and a broken colostomy bag, police said." It can't be real, its too good. Sebastain Bach should write a song

Finally someone who know the truth at the heart of the matter

Yeah, I just read that. Sucks that he had to resign because Boston authorities did something stupid and then were unflinching in their post-9/11 rhetoric.

"I chose to buy mines already done from S&W" You know the word is mine, not mines, right?

The Gorillaz ~ November Has Come

How would you know that, have you been handling my seed?

Only if your fat and only sweet when moving towards the fridge, Astrocreep

They've already asked for my seed sample

Right, this attraction is probaly quite similiar to the reaction a dog has after smelling another dog's ass.

Ah, Yngwie, if Joe Satriani and Jimi Hendrix had a kid and he was retarded. Sonic Youth ~ Shadow of a Doubt (live)

The Sea & Cake ~ Transaction good for a little dancing

Carson Palmer had the same injury and he did alright last year

If the soldier was really super-serious he could become a conscientious objector, right?

You join the army, you do what the army tells you. Pretty simple.

The Last Detail This is one of the better movies I've seen as of late, despite the bad cover. Dennis Quaid is insanely young in it. Supposively theres might be a sequel of this film, which would be really crazy since it was released in 1973

Garcia is what, 38? Not really a QB entering his prime like Steve Young was. Plus its not like the Bears have enough to offer, it would take no less then top 5 pick plus other considerations to pry McNabb away. Also the Vikings could afford the Cap hit they took with trading the Culpepper contract because they were and are rebuilding. No way the Eagles take McNabb's contract hit on their salary cap and have him play for another team. Besides, McNabb had all of Superbowl week to aire his bad laundry with the Eagles, but instead walk the walk and talk the talk of the face of the franchise. Nobody wants him gone, most importantly Andy Reid. They have too much invested in McNabb and the Bears can offer too little.

Yeah, when the 49ers had Steve Young in place as a backup, Philly doesn't have that sort of luxury and plus McNabb isn't going to be out of football for some two years.

Never happen, with McNabb I mean, he'll retire an Eagle And no way Cleveland could win in the NFC.