Laozi

chicken sandwich on wheat with peanut oil and beansprouts and mineral water

prefuse_73 ~ Tel Aviv's Gravel Toothbrush

That's because the guy who shot John Lennon supposively read it over and over I guess

The bears, hardly

The original or the newer George Clooney version? Buster Hindman and the Penetrators -- Britnay Spears' Pearl Necklace

E-A-G-L-E-S The best part, I'll never have to see Tiki Barber running the footbal again

You know you can do pretty much the same thing with a bag of fritos instead of ramen noodles. You get the same effect and it doesn't sound as stupid

The Jets' lack of talent kindof showed there at the end, all and all though, a great season for those guys, I'll definitely be pulling for them next year

So you're asking us why you didn't like it?

This man contributed greatly to that year I didn't have solid stool I salute you

Deathklok awesomness?

You just have to set the mood, dog

a little peppermint schnopps goes a long way

No you have to remember, cows are the whores of the animal kingdom

Wait were you delivering a calf or turning it? What is turning? Did you become the calf's adoptive father as a result of bringing it into the world. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Both, i had to turn it to deliver it

Not *splat! *? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I remember there was this sound, like moisture moving because of suction. Of course it was hard to hear because of the truck and all the "mooing"

I can tell you, later that calf, extra tasty

it was like *splush* New calf

I mean it took all of 4 seconds

I remember this one time growing, a cow on our ranch needed to have her calf turned. So I had to reach in and turn the calf myself. The we hooked up this strap to its front legs and anchored the other end to a truck and pulled it out. How come they don't do that more?

In some of those Britney Spears upskirt pics her caesarian scar was totally visible. Classy. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> She didn't birth that puppy the old fashion way? What about that statue of her with the baby crowning?

Abortion is almost as sexy as a c-section scar

Seattle, of course

Chiefs, duh Sonic Youth ~ Kotton Krown

Yeah, but Peyton can hang when it comes to ints