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Laozi

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  1. Fugazi ~ Arpeggiator
  2. What exactly constitutes a "formidable" mustache? Spoon ~ Car Radio
  3. Laozi

    I don't care what all the internet chatter going on behind your back says, you are a solid dude, Dude.

  4. Playing a little Dystopia here and there. My friends and I are starting to really come up Aces.
  5. The Phincehawping ~ Puppy Charcoal
  6. Laozi

    well...

    Well you occupy more space then the average human, so you're more likely to have a part of your body involved in something risky. Them is the breaks.
  7. Under Martian law doctors and other wizards are hereby banished.

  8. Yeah, that was an uncomfortable couple of weeks.
  9. Right, if she doesn't get excited by Commando then she needs to be kicked to the curb. The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzi Across the Eighth Dimension
  10. The distinction is made so that it is easier for juries to reach a verdict.
  11. Running 'round on feet of clay

    Naked except for a per pet ual death

    That couldn't be stripped away

    And i'm right to prove wrong

    It moved him along closer to division day

  12. Yeah, saw the Buffy musical episode

  13. Those without mustaches will be lucky to live to regret not having mustaches.

  14. I certainly hope there are a few drugs around for you to do, Xard. Talkling Heads ~ I'm Not In Love ...Happy! Is there time for this? Is this responsibility? Girl time, boy time, is that the difference between me and you? I won't ask any questions, Who needs to make a new start? I choose to believe you, I said before that I can't. ...'Cause I'm not in love. What does it take to fall in love? Why would I want to fall in love?
  15. I just wonder for those who subscribe to a religion or religious beliefs, don't you ever get the feeling that maybe this whole belief system is around to cheat you out of your life. To make your life of semi-servitude o.k. simply because of the promise of something else besides oblivion?
  16. When judging these two things, I guess you could call them both belief systems in a very loose sense I would first judge how they came about. What are their purposes?
  17. Make it rain, Enoch, make it rain.
  18. you would kill those alligators? you monster!!
  19. We'll just assume that like most everything else you don't really know much about what you're talking about.
  20. Who? Don't play coy, Lilith Fair makes it to Iowa.
  21. Genesis gets it wrong though. God makes Adam out of dust. God makes Lilith out of dust. Tells them to have some fun in the garden. They can't decide who should be on top. Adam whines to God. Lilith leaves in disgust. God takes one of Adam's ribs. Adam cries. God makes Eve out of Adam's rib so Adam can have someone to complain to about Lilith. Adam and Eve gets it on and share an apple. God's boots them out of the garden in disgust and forms plan B. There is never a good Plan B. If it was a good plan it would have been Plan A. awwww, Hades is a Lisa Loeb fan, how cute.
  22. Laozi

    Books

    What were those books that basically had dragons during the Napoleonic Wars? EDIT: Found it His Majesty's Dragon by Naomi Novak http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/His_Majesty's_Dragon I'd be curious to see which one was published first.
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