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Laozi

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Everything posted by Laozi

  1. "The day the flesh shapes and the flesh the day shapes." "Black is a blind remembering" oh yeah and: "If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason."
  2. The Sea and Cake ~ The Sporting Life
  3. Earlier today I became an uncle, little Madisyn was born 7lbs. 13 ounces. Kudos to my sis for carrying around the tot upside down in her belly so she wouldn't get broken or anything.
  4. The Pixies ~ The Happening
  5. Laozi replied to kumquatq3's topic in Way Off-Topic
    The blonde one, the way they're always flaunting their blondeness really chaps my hide. Also whats up with blonde being such a tease and never putting out, its like what are you afraid of? Syphilis? That would have manifested by now, right? Plus the Island and its healing powers, possibly magic healing powers would have pretty much made that a non-issue. I'm saying that those five a clock shadow beards are totally getting old too, who could love someone with those beards, so pretty much a moot point. I mean its like reaching into a giant can of peanuts and getting a handful and eating them only to realize afterwards your hand smells like a cat's ass.
  6. Laozi replied to kumquatq3's topic in Way Off-Topic
    Good thing for him they intercepted that food drop awhile back, am I right or am I right, fellas?
  7. Laozi replied to kumquatq3's topic in Way Off-Topic
    But when is that fat guy gonna lose some weight, I mean, is he squirrelling away food?
  8. Green Tea with some super stuff in it that totally destroys all the bad stuff I do all the time, I dunno b12 or something
  9. Elliott Smith ~ Single File On and off my favorite song on the album
  10. Elliott Smith ~ Division Day
  11. Wait, so you married her before you got her pregnant? Whats wrong with you?
  12. Nick Drake ~ Been Smoking Too Long
  13. I guess I'm one of the few who found the second Diehard better then the third, I dunno if the second one was any good or I just really hated the third one. I do remember his wife in the movies being outstandingly hawt.
  14. Laozi replied to Darque's topic in Way Off-Topic
    Weird, I just got that song off of Emusic. Wilco -- Hell is Chrome
  15. Laozi replied to Darque's topic in Way Off-Topic
    The Sea & Cake ~ Lamont's Lament
  16. Ideally, like Puck from Alpha Flight, but I'd probaly be lucky to get one who could juggle. I was forced into watching Gangs of New York this weekend and this movie was so bad I actually went blind in my left eye for about ten minutes. I'd usually take this time to rant about how Leo should just give up the whole "I can do accents" bit, but the real tragedy in this movie is Cameron Diaz. I'd go into a schpiel about it, but then I'd have to try and remember the movie again, if you've seen the movie then you would know my conundrum. Although I would be interest to hear Volo tell me why this movie is actually pretty good.
  17. High Planes Drifter This movie sorta makes me regret my past life as a gun fighter.At the same time I wish I would have had a midget sidekick
  18. Laozi replied to Darque's topic in Way Off-Topic
    The Sea & Cake ~ Hotel Tell I love a little wokka-ja-wokka
  19. Laozi replied to Darque's topic in Way Off-Topic
    The Sea & Cake ~ I Missed the Glance
  20. Yes Hades, I think you deserve the same rights as everyone else no matter how hairy your feet get or how much poop you sling.
  21. Laozi replied to Darque's topic in Way Off-Topic
    The Cure ~ Close to Me
  22. You got your lipstick to look just like Mariah Carey's?
  23. This dog is not quite as cute as I had hoped
  24. Laozi replied to Darque's topic in Way Off-Topic
    Get Out of My House Before I Chop Your Head Off

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