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I don't either. Its almost a nuisance to me if I cant access it from my phone/tablet.

Not too shabby. That equals $8,644.81 today.

That's what I get for not reading to the end.

Man, I was hoodwinked! My wife made me empty the litter box for the entirety of her pregnancy over that stupid urban legend.

How do they know how long an illegal immigrant has been here? Weird. Anywho, we should just....*BOOM*...."everyone currently in the country is now a citizen. Heres your SSN, now get to tax payin." Cost us more to root them out and deport them at this point.

Mystery Science Theater 3000 reboot hits Netflix on April 14.

Ridiculous cosmetic surgery aside, are they actually masterminds? How so?

Heh, I'm 99% joking. I mean, sure Id like to not have to work, but that's not my lot in life. 1) 95 octane! Are you driving a jet fighter? I use 89 octane. 2) Not so much this year (knock on wood) but usually during the winter the only clean part of my car is two graceful arcs on my windshield. The rest is coated with salt. 3) I'm way over-insured. I still carry full coverage even though the car has been paid off for years. Never know when youre going to get hit by a meteorite! 4) That's pretty cool that you get to write off your commute.

Sink $2.3 Billion on a submarine yacht.

The more that I think about it, the more I realize how badly Im getting screwed by driving myself to work 5 days a week. Check it out: 1) It costs me ALMOST $30 PER WEEK for gasoline 2) annual depreciation of my vehicle due to Illinois roadways 3) ALMOST $1000 PER YEAR for auto insurance 4) ALMOST $10 PER WEEK in assorted road tolls. It literally costs me money to go to work! If papa Illinois would kindly take these burdens off my plate it would be greatly appreciated.

I wonder if there is some way I can finagle myself a state subsidized limo driver. I'm just an average schmuck too and I really really really hate traffic. Wont somebody think of the children me?

Not accepting refugees = "likely sending them to die"? Oh lordy. Who decides which situations qualify for "forbids to sent anybody to situation where they most likely end up dead"?

Id be interested to hear your review. I backed the game but not at the Beta level. And I don't think I should ever play a Beta again anyway.

*whistles appreciatively* That must be one of them fancy Scandinavian jail cells. An illustration of ours would remove the tv, shower, and vestibule and replace them with 5 more people.

My sympathies. Nerve pain is unrelenting. This may sound crazy....but if I sleep on a too-soft mattress it gives me lower back pains. If your bed is soft you can slide a piece of plywood under it and it might help. Oldskoolfix.

I know a few people that struggle with insomnia and I pity those fools. It seems awful. Im just the opposite, I can fall asleep at will, anywhere, anytime.

The World's Most Tricked Out Aircraft Carrier May Finally Be Commissioned This Year.

Prolly still hungover from the wedding afterparty.

Thank the gods we have these companies to "set the record straight" with unbiased and fair reporting.

R.I.P. George "The Animal" Steele

Yeah, but dark haired women are a dime a dozen. I wonder what genetic mix produces a platinum blonde?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYK9-KLQVfw

Wait, what about the rumor that every Swedish woman is a smokin' hot blonde babe. Are you saying that's not true?

Hehe, well I was riffing on your and Hurlshot's various defenses of people not understanding the meaning of a word and going ahead and getting offended anyway. Or the Sarah Silverman idiocy I linked. Like GD mentions, pick up a damn dictionary before you* spew your ignorance. (*"You" in the general sense. Not you Malc.)

I still got a speeding ticket.