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Ah youre right, I mixed them up.

Obama’s executive order on immigration. Hilariously, at the time, Pence whined about it.

Didnt Obama do the same thing in 2014?

I’m not the only one who didn’t know that, right? Right?

Didn't everyone lose their stuff on Passion of the Christ? Ive never seen it but I hear theres a sequal in development too.

Does that include holiday vacation days or are those separate?

Perspectives are a funny thing. Where you have admiration, I have pity. Its like watching a bum pee himself on the train.

At first glance I thought those were giant Tecate beer cans.

Yes

In the show, wearing zombie meat makes you undetectable to zombies. The down side is it hella stinks.

Im not sure. I access Netflix via my Comcast service by just saying Infinity War into my remote.

^If you mean Infinity War, I just watched it again over the weekend on Netfix.

Wait, people arent mewling nonstop every time Trump speaks? US Politics 101: Immediately reject any and all ideas by the "opposition".

I was referring to Cortez. But at least shes pretty hot.

If you can see the whites of a persons eyes above or below their pupils, theyre cray cray.

Uh oh, spaghetti-o's! Natural gas is now getting in the way; US carbon emissions increase by 3.4%. Looks like theres only one way to save the planet:

If Thanos killed half of the living beings in the universe, why dont any plants or animals die?

Option 1, although it will be tough since shes upside down on it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX33bIOA5aA

The government is working as intended.

They are only required when placed near water (sinks, tub, etc.), so usually bathrooms, kitchens and utility rooms.

Colts, Cowboys, Patriots, Saints.

Im not a Bears fan but I cant help feeling a bit sympathetic to the kicker. Dude will be looking for a new job in a few hours.

Hoooooooowwwwwwllllll

Isaac is the funniest part of that show by far, for me. He literally makes me lol.