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To be declassified: UFO broke sound barrier with no sonic boom.

I wouldnt even know how to act as a single person. A "humor" site I like to visit, theChive (be careful rated PG), has a category specifically for Tinder profiles that make my eyes pop.

Speaking of which, and I understand that Im old and have been married for 1000 years, but DAMN, people have no shame on that app.

^Well youre never going to meet a nice lumberlass and have giant kids that way.

Mars helicopter Ingenuity gets 1st taste of Red Planet air. If youve got a spare 96 seconds, watch the video too. Its pretty neat how it will unfold from the belly.

The fact that the local town magistrates impounded the tanks made me lol hard.

Related: Singapore Builds Floating Solar Farms to Tackle Climate Crisis.

What if it is? I cant be 100% certain, but I feel confident that Jesus was not in fact a white dude. Yet thats how hes portrayed by the largest religion (by adherents) on the planet. Then this cult indoctrinates their descendants from birth to believe this is an absolute truth. Kooky stuff.

Elon Musk shows off SpaceX's 1st Starship Super Heavy booster.

We have hardwood downstairs and I hate walking around barefoot on it (so I wear slides).

Thanks, I appreciate the detailed reply.

Can you elaborate on this?

My wife and I stimulus checks have dropped into our account. I want to go stimulate Cancun, but my wife wants new carpet for the upstairs.

I didnt understand your reply but the link points to this, which is very useful to me whenever I have to go under the car or change brakes:

My sister mailed me an entire unopened box (30 pieces) of KN95 masks from her personal stash. Now people will be extra special protected from my potential asymptomatic exhaling.

Not kidding, this is one of the most useful tools I have.

Contract breakdown.

It really does. I still remember carrying her out of the hospital as a baby.

I know, but thats the only tool currently in my toolbox. And what if someone coughs in my open mouth while Im yawning? My child is no longer a teen and recently bought and moved into their own place, which I know will utterly destroy the "life is too hard" narrative of some of our posters (luckily my family has strong bootstraps). But she is very conscientious...about wearing a mask. Besides, were not even old enough / high risk to get on the list.

Honestly, Im just not that worried about it. Except for friends and family, the only time Im interacting with the unwashed masses is when Im at the grocery store, and I wear a mask for that. Also, what about side effects? What if you grow an additional testicle? On one hand it would be cool if it grew in down by the other three, but what if it grows in under your chin like a turkey gobbler? I kid, I kid. Side effects should hopefully be obvious by the time I take it.

Im not even trying to get the vaccine. I suppose Ill get it if/when my job makes me, or they come to my house to shoot me up.

The article seems to imply that the entire point of the operation was to kill someone but they screwed up on which platform would do it. So not a rogue strike from loose cannon general. But Im not defending the loss of innocent civilians. Thats never good regardless of what platform kills them. I image had those F-16 delivered the 1000lb bombs then a couple of blocks of the city would have been leveled.