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So... how many NPC's can I secks?

Since Im against Japanification, Anime and all that rubbish I have to play this game in secret. Its pretty slick, but whats starting to bother me is that the first level or so succeeds in creating a sense of urgency with you running from the cops etc. but then it just keeps doing that throughout the whole game, which ruins the experience. You go from "Eeeeh! Ive got to get out of here!!" to "Chased by cops again.. yeah whatever" in notime because they just wear out the stress factor.

Thats not a bug, its what the engine does instead of letting you look at a black screen that says "loading.." for those 1-2 seconds it takes to load the textures. And yes, since the 360 has much less memory and power than a normal PC, it will take much longer for the textures to load. hee-hee!

And Hardware life will be shortened significantly if regularly run at temperatures of 80C or more, thats 170F for you barbarians.

I took revenge on my evil psycho girlfriend by hooking up with a much hotter chick no more than 2 weeks after the breakup, I can definently recommend doing that

I think Faith looks gross, her eyes are way to angled and she looks just like a friend of mine. The entire game seems far too anime for my tastes.

I finished the game, and I would have to that it isnt that great of an idea to have the good ending mean the death of your character. After spending so many hours playing a game, I want my darn char to live happily ever after, not being forced to sacrific yourself and die horribly. Also, wasnt the new FEV virus that President Eden gives you only meant to kill mutants? I thought "sweet way to get rid of all those icky supermutants and yaogui and crap" but I apparently ended up killing everyone except the Enclave.

And this for a game that looks like its from 2001... and that fits on a single 8.5gb xbox 360 disc. And no, I played the PS3 version too and it was just as ugly. Although its definently possible that the 18gb of the PC version is because it uses much higher quality textures, sound, video etc.

Realisticly, if you have a character thats essential to the plot, you hav two choices really: either you make him unkillable or you allow the player to kill him and break the game for himself. Players tend to really dislike the latter, so that only leaves one option. It takes so much effort to create content for todays games that its not possible to cover as many alternate sidetracks as you could in the old days. I suppose you could go for a more oldschool story that dosnt rely on characters to convey it, but those tend to feel kind of flat in comparison (to me atleast)

I would have to be drunk as a monkey, but yeah. although at that level, the risk of alcohol-induced erectile disfunction is very high

I was watching Tina Fey eat a nasty mince&carrots microwave dinner on 30 Rock and I caught myself thinking "Hey a real woman would enver sink that low". Which is surpising since I have numerous times seen my girlfriends and other female friends do far worse things than that... or so I imagine. So I thought we would try and discuss our experiences with slobby women. The finest exampel I have is a friend of mine that I shared an apartment with for a year, lets call her "P". On the outside, she would have passed as any other woman; attractive, popular with the boys etc. but she was a complete slob. She would cook horrible food-like matter in the kitchen using every clean pot there was and just leave it all on the table, she rarely washed her clothes, she never cleaned and that time she did, she emptied the mop-bucket in our shower cabin clogging it, so when I went to take a shower it flooded and every icky filth particle in there ran out and onto everything. She also had a pet rat, not a hamster or a mouse... a brown rat Do you people know many girls/women like that?

She was alrigh in Leon but she has been increasingly horrible in the films she did after that. Im still amazed that she hasnt racked up like a hundred raspberry awards for her horribly awkward and unappealing acting. I consider her the worst top-tier actress in hollywood of the last 20 years, I mean she makes Pamela Anderson look like a worthy lady mcbeth candidate. I HATE NATALIE PORTMAN. HATE.

I got him into a split and then I jiggled my way to around 5 meters before he fell on his face

On that article and this whole thing; with Obama in the white house, will we finally see an end to this rubbish "war on terror" slogan? Or is it something thats just too handy to have around as a way to escape other issues? -Mr President, regarding the deficit... -Shush! How can you people even be talking about trivial matters like that when we've got a war on terror to win?! and so on. And I think I would be deported to guntanamo for unamerican behavior if i was to say this in the US, but more people die in the US every year because they cant afford proper healthcare, than have ever been killed by terrorists. Is it really sane behaviour to prioritise terrorism in this situation? sources: http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/health...ance-deaths.htm

I was just saying that crap games are usually crap in co-op aswell.

Me and my friend finished it now, it was alot longer than I had expected. Lots of fun and big explosions everywhere :D It has a few sad moments though Then you obviously havent player Mercenaries 2.. or Kane&Lynch... or that game that was like them but so inane that Ive forgot what it was called.

I find it a big odd that 200yearold burned out wrecks still have enough stuff in them to explode when shot at. I was quite surpised when the pile of rusted metal I used for cover suddenly exploded in my face.

Maybe you need some serious help? GoW was the most retarded pile of **** I've played for a long time. Retarded gameplay mechanism, retarded characters, retarded Art direction. That game was an insult to my good taste for video games. This can only mean that GoW2 = GoW ****iness *2. The first step to do something about your problem is admitting you have one. I am sure that with adequate therapy and a strict diet, you will eventually be able to come to terms with your awesomeophobia* * a deep seeted irrational fear and hatred of things so good that they have been clinicly classified as awesome

Apart from the co-op, GoW is also one of the few games where its actually fun to play deathmatch with only 3-4 players. Aye, still only live silver... and I have a modified box so I wouldnt dare go olin even if I did.

I just spent the whole evening co-oping this with a friend and I just wanted to tell you that it is an absolute blast. Its the manliest of men wading through blood, guts, mayhem and fire, and saying fun things on the way. Its also the prettiest game in the history of console gaming, and perhaps PC aswell :D If you loved the first game, you have to get this one. If you didnt like it, then theres something seriously wrong with you and you should seek help. ...also, coletrain is the most awesome game character ever. see http://www.returnofterrytate.com/ for extra Lester Speight goodness

What are you talking about? Are you Trying to play with keyboard+mouse and gamepad at the same time?

The reactors are offline but the plant is functional, and we' ve still got Ringhals a bit further up north though so you're not in the clear I grew up on the east coast and I remember when Chernobyl blew, a big cloud of fallout blew over the sea and hit us. There were men with geiger counters in the playgrounds and stuff, and we had a big radioactive puddle at the back of the kindergarden that we werent allowed to play in (but we did cause we wanted to mutate into superheroes)

Fawkes is the shiznits, he doesnt get in the way of my massive missile and minigun blasts and he can take any amount of punishment.

Youve already solved the problem, but many winXP install discs doesnt come with SATA drivers and so cant be used to install win on a sata drive without supplying external drivers on a floppy, usb-stick or by slipstreaming the drives onto the cd.

I dont quite believe that fly-ash from a coal plant is anywhere near as radioactive as spent nuclear fuel on a pound-by-pound basis. The probably did this comparison with the other types of radioactive waste that nuclear plants create. ...and only savages and smelly euros burn coal anyway, we swedes have our hydroplants and maybe an nuclear or two on the border towards denmark (which we intentionally keep in poor condition to keep the smelly danes on their toes)