Kaftan Barlast

You can fix the default femshep by changing to another nose and lowering the chin, by default her neck is way too long in proportion to her head

Thats has to be the ugliest Shepard Ive seen so far. I think BioWare intentionally made the character generator faces ugly so youd feel compelled to play standard-shep

Oooh, I havent "unlocked" that planet yet in the story.

I was just thinking about something, in the cinematic trailer, it sounds like the Illusive man refers to Grunt as "Sonny Tuchanka". Did BioWare make som last minute changes to the character that didnt get sent to Blur in time for them to change the trailer?

Well you see, Lord Owlbatten. Having travelled extensively throughout egypt and east africa, I have come to amalgate some of their exotic estheticisms and thus I do find that a certain extravagance pertaining to the extranasular orifices is quite acceptable.

Alright, having blasted through the first hour or two I have to say the game looks like its everything I expected it to be, and my expectations were high. The story seems quite interesting, the combat is polished up and is much faster and smoother(it was quite clunky in ME1) and the general mood of the setting is fantastic. I just wandered around Omega for ages just looking at stuff and enjoying the scenery. My Shep is hawter than yous. And for some reason BioWare has disabled the screenshot function in ME2 so you have to use Fraps. There is a screenshot folder and everything, they've just disabled it in the code.

You should check her temperature, to make sure she doesnt have a fever. Rectal of course, you want an accurate reading and that armour is hideous... and a bit blasphemous since it mixes gay fantasy with sweet space.

Shall I taunt you with screenshots on what you're missing to cheer you up, Sir Kaft? Please do, Sir Jags. I did get a Cerberus card so Im not missing anything vital, but its still annoying when the store (www.spelbutiken.se) fudges it up and robs you off stuff.

Apparently, I didnt get any pre-order code thingie so no armour and stuff for me

But unless you play soldier, you cant use all the guns? I want sniper+shotgun+assault rifle, and Ill gladly trade away some frilly jedi mind tricks for that

THE GAME SI MEIN!!!!! *smells box* ooh, fresh printers ink!

You're talking about the "click to perform paragon/renegade action" thingie right? That doesnt seem to be anything like a QTE

I find your lack of consistency disturbing.

I cant play a game where the heroines head is 50% of the size it should be. She looks completely frakkin insane.

The store mailed my copy yesterday so I should have it tomorrow, hooray! That is, if EA/STEAM will let me activate it, I might have to wait until friday.

In the Tool days he mostly just did his contortionist thing, it was pretty awesome though. They only played here once, but I saw em. ..also, Im a Keynes man, not to anyones surprise.

Ever try explaining THAC0 to one of the un-initiated? To hit AC 0. What's hard in that?The problem is when you have to guess it. I played through BG2 the whole game without understanding it. All Swedish P&P RPGs use the "roll under your skill value to succeed" a la SPECIAL so I was mystified by this weird value. I basicly just used the coolest looking gear, not the best.

Well, Id rather have something than nothing. Ye olde "fade to black" of games in the past.

*Imagines humping a bean bag chair dressed in a skin-tight suit at 6am in a freezing mocap studio that smells like the subway*

Geralt aint got **** on Luiz, pendejo.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhB2ig9P-hY GTA4: Ballad of gay Tony

Again, 3D boobies are POLYGONAL.. not pixelated. You guys are so lame.

Because your skin will dislike you so much it will attempt to slowly escape your face in hope that you wont notice?

Not 100% sure it's true, but apparently you can also get plastic surgery to remove them if your renegade. But I think scars look hawt! Can you get scar-enhancing surgery if you're paragon?

ME2 is alot more hyped that the first game, I even have this nintendo-headed friend of mine thats thinking of buying it. Which is completely out-of-character. Yes, but not enough. I'm expecting jags or Kaftan to post Miranda pr0n .gifs in a few days. Lies. And even if it was true, that's totally not why I installed fraps yesterday.

Very well played, brother jags. Very well played!