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That was a most astute work of litterature, sir jags! I shall take my hat off to you. Although I do regard it to be more erotic if a gentleman catches a lady while she is starching her underskirts, though I cannot say if the modern fashion of this so-called game permits that.

None of the photos I found were SFW

Breaking News: It has come to my attention that Shepard will be able to get drunk and stagger around like an irishman. And that the Normandy now has bathrooms. Discuss these groundbreaking features now plz.

I hope ME2 will let us swear at them in afrikaans "Gaan kak in die bos, jy fokken prawn!"

Im really happy for you Boo an imma let you finish.. but this glorification of BG2 through the old rose-coloured glasses of memory is just plain stupid and I do think a bit insulting for BioWare developers. It was fun at the time, but the gameplay was mediocre, the story was just clich

The rumours say there's alot of lez action but no manlove, Im afraid. But they did have that in DA, so maybe the rumours are wrong.

Phh! You call that bag of bones a woman? A real pirates lass can carry a hundredweight of fresh coconuts cross the Galapagos and if need be, would feed the crew for a week when properly cooked and salted.

Nijas are for little girls, brother jags. Pirates have properly loose women with even better boobies

Indeed. On a silver platter no less... Thread pruned a bit. Now, if the freeloaders and parasites of the net could kindly wait and at least pretend they are decent people. Like waiting until the official release date? But on a philosophical note, if the game was bought and paid for, and you were just waiting for them to mail it to you.... would it be immoral to, you know?

That is just dirty rotten. But, one cant helpt but wonder how and why so many countries bought and paid for these very expensive devices without testing them first? What you normally do is to request samples from a whole bunch of companies, test which one does the best job at the lowest price and go with that. The bomb detector is worse, IMO. Because there is no second opinion there, they let a car with a bomb onboard through the checkpoints; people are dead within the hour. When they could have used bombsniffer dogs or their electronic counterparts. edit. and Ayn Rand would have said that the people who died deserved it because they were stupid enough to get fooled, and that Jim McCormick is a brilliant entrepreneur who just exercised his right to profit from his genial ability to con people.

Equality is important in everything, from relationships to socio-economics. Accepting inequality is making resignation into a lifestyle, which we tend to do quite often because it requires little effort. Logicly, the profits of a company should belong first and foremost to those who do the work, not the people who do nothing but have their names on an ownership title. Input should match output in terms of actual effort, not spending of funds you did not work to aquire by working in the first place.

That character is supposed to be some sort of evil brothel-madame so you could consider the fondling to be true to the character. Im just saying.

Chuck is the most awesome show out there! (not actually true, but its pretty good)

No all-ship orgies - confirmed on the Bio boards Because after all, Shep only has one ****

You already are... except with less panache They havent really said, but I suspect the hardcopy uses Securom7 and knowthat the digital dowloads is STEAM. You can also run your hardcopy through steam, so you wont need the disc to play

The bare minimum of what is better on the PC version starts with -Much higher resolution -Hi-res textures that arent compressed and full of artefacts -Better framerate -Faster loading times ..and so on. Me looks like a blurry piece of crap on my 360, but its pretty sweet on the PC and I only have a C2D2.4ghz/GTX260/4gb ram not exactly top-of-the-line

Oh crap.... there's already a PC release out. Someone in the chain really messed up this time. 7 whole days before release.

I would like to petition that we never mention atrocious fantasy games in this thread ever again. The fact is that if the game has even the slightest elf, orc, dragon or medieval weapon in it, Mass Effect is superior by default. Because space will always be way more awesome than elves and even wizards.

I just saw that ME2 has been released in a pirated version for the 360, so the net will be bursting with spoilers by the end of the day.

Isnt there still some archdemon you have to defeat in the end to save the world?

Hey, it's sci-fi. It's not "save the world" it's "Save The Galaxy!" All RPGs are about saving the world, even if some try to disguise it a bit (torment). It's what you do in that type of game, just like killing stuff and getting loot.

I honestly, and without Volo-ism consider Mass Effect the best and most entertaining RPG I have ever played. And I have a really hard time seeing how ultra-formulaic fantasy clich

Word, bro. And more relationship drama: SOVEREIGN: Your extinction is inevitable, we are the end of your existance. SHEPARD: But why are you doing this? SOVEREIGN: We exist in a realm of existance so far beyond your own you can not possibly understand. SHEPARD: Ok, I dig your scary speech an imma let you finish, but seriously... why? SOVEREIGN: We... get lonely. Dark space can get very quiet and even though we are each a nation of our own, we run out of things to talk about. SHEPARD: That doesnt really answer why you have to eradicate all intelligent life in the galaxy? SOVEREIGN: That isnt really our intention, we just have very deep seated commitment issues. We try to be nice, yet organic life always fails to meet our impossibly high expectations. So we get a bit cranky. SHEPARD: So you kill us all? SOVEREIGN: Yes, to a reaper, that is the equivalent of removing you from our friends list on facebook. SHEPARD: Couldnt we talk about this? Maybe try couples therapy this time around? SOVEREIGN: No, that is too expensive. Total eradication is a cheaper solution. SHEPARD: God, you're impossible! SOVEREIGN: Its not you, it is us.

I wish ME2 would have as much sex as GTA4: Ballad of gay Tony. Its like playing a HBO series. AND they managed to sneak it utterly and completely under the radar of the morality mafia.

Kristian Vilksnes is a moron, not a badass by any means. Also, Darkthrone is the quintessential and all-time best blackmetal act. From "Ablaze..." up until their current grindcore-ish style which isnt blackmetal at all. ..and there's lots of hiphop in the wire, just scattered very very thin