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Playable Ganondorf in Hyrule Warriors. Kind of weird watching him killing his own minions. I imagine there will be some kind of story where they're no longer his minions.

Dropping your sword while approaching a target from a distance, only to get into melee range with said target then shoot the target with a rifle seems kind of bass ackwards.

I actually preferred playing Mirror's Edge with a controller. I found the twin stick controls worked wonderfully for everything except shooting. All the free running parts felt significantly more comfortable to me with a controller than with m&kb (though m&kb was fine), and I've used m&kb significantly more during my life than a controller. To each their own, I guess.

World's Greatest Girlfriend commissions painting for her boyfriend: http://imgur.com/gallery/ikNm6Qp You got yourself a keeper there, buddy.

For my money, John Oliver is more hit than miss. He obviously exaggerates and overdramatizes a lot, but, well, that's part of being a comic.

Oh yes, this is certainly a new low for humanity. This is definitely worse than Elizabeth Bathory torturing and murdering hundreds of girls, forcing them to eat their own flesh and smearing herself with their blood. This is worse than Emperor Hirohito ordering the execution of all war prisoners (numbering in the hundreds of thousands) and ordering women to be raped, sometimes forcing their own family members to rape them. This is most certainly worse than Joseph Stalin killing an estimated 30-50 million people, many of whom were his own countrymen. Yes, this Kim Kardashian mobile game is a new low for humanity. This game is a shameless cash grab, for sure, but it's hardly a blight on humanity.

No whip that I've seen, but there are all types of pistols. You can carry a whole bunch of them too so that you can do a quick rapid-fire burst before having to reload. It's a lot more fun to just stick a couple of brutes with berserker darts and let them kill each other while I chill in a bush or a haystack watching the hilarious mayhem play out (or use the distraction to sneak by) than fighting them myself.

26 hours in and I'm at 33% completion in Pirate Creed 4. I've been doing all the contracts and getting all the collectibles in Kingston. Berserk darts are the best. You can create so much hilarious mayhem with those. Every game should have berserk darts.

How's the climate in the future? Have the Jews and the Palestinians finally finished killing each other off or is that still happening? Did we end world hunger? What about cancer, did we cure that? Have we put a man on Mars yet? Have the Dallas Cowboys managed to finish something other than 8-8 at any time between now and the future?

Hey man, as someone who's been dropped off at his home in the past piss drunk and has spent an embarrassingly long time first, trying to find his keys, second, trying to fish them out of his pocket, and third, trying to get them to fit in the lock, I can tell you that "how do I open this door?" can indeed be quite an adventure.

Subject 13 An game by Paul Cuisset, who's best known for being the lead designer on the acclaimed adventure game Flashback waaaaaay back in the day. On the polar opposite end of the spectrum, Paul's most recent game, Amy, a survival horror, was, by all accounts, terrible, so keep that in mind. This looks to be a lot more like Flashback as it's an adventure game with a sci-fi theme and heavy on puzzles. The game is nearly finished as is and will come out regardless, according to them, and has already passed its 40k initial goal with 4 days left.

Dang, that looks like some lovely work. Also, it's going to get so cease and desisted. There is no chance in hell Big N allows this to happen.

The finished burrito ready for consumption (after I roll it up): @Walsy - That soup sounds delicious.

Good sailing weather Not so good sailing weather

Put some chicken breast in the slow cooker about 5 hours ago, covered with water, and added taco seasonings. I just shredded the chicken with a pair of forks (after cooking for 5 hours it was super easy to shred). I'm going to let it cook for another 3 hours. In about an hour I'm gonna chop up some green peppers and onions and toss them in with the chicken, with a half hour to go I'm going to cook up some rice, then it's chicken burrito time.

I wish the Wii U would let me take larger screenshots. Havana Nassau

That makes sense. I doubt I'll ever actually use fast travel (I haven't a single time so far). Sailing is too much fun to skip with fast travel, plus I get to listen to sea shanties, and sea shanties rule. I kind of want to become a sailor now just so that I can sing sea shanties.

I took from me 57 hours according to raptr (software that logs your game running times addition to many other functions) to get 100% in AC4, and I wasn't very focus oriented in way that I played that game. You play a lot faster than I do. I'm at 27% completion after 20 hours played. At that rate, it will take me a little under 80 hours to 100% the game.

AC4 is the only game in the series I haven't played yet and it also sounds entertaining, But is it like the other AC games where the activities are always fun but ultimately the same, in other words you can only liberate so many areas or deliver so many messages? I just find the repetition gets boring so you always move onto the main quest eventually. Well, there's synchronizing view points, which you'll remember from every AssCreed game ever, I'm assuming (I've only actually played AssCreed 2 before this). There's a metric ****ton of collectibles to find like treasure chests, animus fragments, messages in a bottle, treasure maps, Mayan idols, and shanty song sheets. You're definitely going to want to collect shanty song sheets since your crew will sing the sea shanties you've collected while you sail. There are assassination contracts, naval battles where you can capture or sink ships, you can hunt all sorts of animals and skin them, you can capture forts, I'm assuming at some point I'll get to dive underwater for treasure, since there's a diving bell upgrade I haven't been able to unlock yet. There's just a lot of stuff to do both on foot and while sailing.

I approve, Tyron Smith is an elite level tackle. Tackles of his level of talent are very hard to find.

Pirate Creed 4 definitely doesn't have a lack of content. The amount of side activities to engage in is staggering. I'm not sure it would be possible to 100% this game in under 100 hours. The good news is that the majority of these activities are quite fun. The amount of stuff to do in this game has to be right up there with anything Rockstar or Bethesda has put out.

It has come to my attention that I may have misinterpreted "cool". Let me try again:

I'm still convinced this game will never see the light of day. We've been getting the "too early to say more, but we are working on it" spiel for a couple years now. As far as I'm concerned, this is ware of the vapor variety. I would very much like to be wrong.

I'm hoping for 40 bombs and about a billion doubles off the monster. The Sawx definitely improved their lineup quite a bit with all the moves they made, but they completely gutted their rotation. They do have some good arms in the farm system, but how many of them, if any, will be ready to play in the majors in 2015? We'll get to see some of them during the rest of this year since they will have to get the call up, ready or not. Somebody has to pitch for the Sawx this year and they traded away almost all their starters. As for Lester coming back next season, I don't see it happening. I'd be happy if I was wrong, though.