Katphood

2 AM and I am already awake. Goddamit I hate this. With the way things are going, I'll never leave the house or get a job which is...for the better? Yeah, I am pretty much useless at this point, I have the strenght and wits of a 70 year old man which is not good since I am actaully closer to 35. No worries though, plenty of time to play video games I guess!

See, kids?! This is why the Japs got the nukes...well, that and the fact that the yanks were itching to drop a nuke somewhere. So that was their way of warning the soviets?! Ouch!

Well, the governments(be it that of Iran or the U.S) prefer dead people to live ones, it will cost them a whole lot less money to simply bury someone instead of feeding them. NWO is real yo!

See, kids?! This is why the Japs got the nukes...well, that and the fact that the yanks were itching to drop a nuke somewhere.

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I have two OG Xbox consoles. One is equipped with a nasty old Thompson drive which tends to break, the other one is equipped with a sweet Samsung dvd drive and a custom 250 gb hdd. It can also copy games to the hdd for better performance and play bootleg games such as a windows version of Quake 2. At any rate, I am fully capable of playing Dino Crisis 3 even though it's not the best entry in the series. I just have to finish the first two games.

Dragon Age: Inquisition was fun but my god was the story awful.

Sega to announce brand new IP from Yakuza studio next month. (VG247)

Battlefield 1943 Tons of fun playing as Japanese, not many games allow you to march into American G.I's with a katana! I am also playing the SP campaign in Battlefield 3. It's fun to shoot at my fellow Iranians using their own weapons as they scream 'بمیر!بمیر!'. 'Die! Die!'

Either don't put your kids locked inside a car when it is close to 40 C outside, or at least come up with a plan if you're so ****ing lazy...

Yeah, they don't wear them implants for nothing.

The wait was worth it. This looks...BIG!

Books are for nerds.

3 dead(including the shooter who shot himself) and 11 injured. As I explained in the e-sports thread, the dude attended the event, started loosing, got angry and decided to shoot at people before killing himself in the end.

Edit: Yikes!

Not a good day for e-sports: The killer attended the event and once he started loosing he started killing people. A truly sad day. My condelences to the victims families. RIP.

^ ban plz. On a more serious note: I downloaded this game called 'Freedom' from the google play store for free because it looked like Doom, only to realize that it was actually a Doom wad file running on an emulator. All I want right now is running brutal Doom 64 on my Galaxy J2 phone. If it works, I might as well buy myself a good android gamepad. Don't mind killing a few demons before going to sleep.

Indiana Jones & The Infernal Machine is the best Tomb Raider game ever made. Sadly, it's not available on GOG or Steam.

Accuracy? Red Orchestra 2 wasn't exactly accurate(in terms of shooting/weapons) but the tone of the game was spot on. DICE however has delivered a pixar/disney version of WW2 which I simply don't like and to everyones surprise, it is not because of teh wimmen. Everybody with a little bit of history knowledge knows about women soldiers in the Soviet army, Polish army etc. I am pretty sure they didn't have cyborg arms though, if you are going for that kind of thing, why not simply make a Bad Company 3?! Don't mind me though, I shouldn't have had an opinion of my own, that's just...rude!!! My apologies ladies and gents.

New gameplay trailer for The Missing: https://youtu.be/u7fqQK0bl_U Swery65 and Suda51 should get together and design a video game. Speaking of which, Let It Die is coming to PC. Souls fans might find it interesting, haven't played it myself yet.

Some new Resi 2 remake gameplay: ..and here's some new footage of The Sinking City:

I have to check this out someday, the guy in the comments is right though, this does look like Moonstone. https://youtu.be/_-FjLpoz8Zk

Playing Battlefield 3 for the first time. It's a whole lot more fun compared to BF4. I played a bit of Battlefield 1943 as well, a fun little game that plays like Bad Company. Sure, but I'd say let it surprise you, go in fresh. I thought I'd be getting a Harvest Moon clone but this game has a whole lot of dialogue and dialogue options. It feels more like a story driven rpg. The atmosphere is also spot on, the looks, the characters, the jokes... A love letter to anyone who is into SNES rpgs or creepy/grotesque games in general.

Looks sweet. Also, here's a nice preview of Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice.

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