German Emperor Extends Offer of Friendship to France
In a stunning move the German forces have turned upon the marauding English armies this morning in a vicious counterattack that liberated the fine people of Belgium from the tyranical rule of the English. Some are unsure of what caused the sudden flip in foreign policy however there is some speculation that this move was caused by some unsubstantiated rumours of an English attack on Holland, but some think that this had been planned all along.
At a public speaking this morning, the German Emperor got up before the proud people of Germany and delivered a terrific speech about in which he outlined a few key points of the current military situation.
"This had been planned from the beginning," he said. "From the very start of this new century, we germans have always known who our true opponents were. The French have always been staunch supporters of our cause and that was shown to be true when the allowed one of our armies unto their territories as a feint, to draw the attention of the English westward so that by the time our troops marched into Belgium it was already too late for them.
We look forward to a long a prosperous relationship with our French Allies."