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I know! Maybe the secret sixth DLC pack will take you to the strange mystical world of Cyrodiil where your vault dweller will have to face evil goblins and wolves?

But what if you don't have hands? It's damn near impossible to type those credit card numbers in with a pen in your mouth. Everything is so hard these days!

Don't worry they can add it in by DLC. Just like Bethesda added the "real" ending.

The new combat and stealth stuff looks pretty cool. The target marking thing seems like a good idea and fast-paced stealth-action seems like a better fit than the quicksave-quickload approach of the previous ones. The marking actually reminds me of Desperados' Quick Action, if anyone remembers that. I'm not a big fan of the weird wall-projection stuff and emo-Fisher seems very cliche, but Splinter Cell stories have never really shined with their originality.

Bionic Commando review featuring loading. Don't miss the fanmail section after the credits. I hope he does one about E3 as well.

Giant windmill transformers confirmed!

Sith jaws are pretty gross TBH. How does anyone become a Sith when having your jaw fall off is one of the known side-effects? That's pretty hard core.

If they remove the three different types of compulsory "sidequests" and pointless traveling and still have something resembling a game left, there could be hope.

It'll be fun looking at that trailer when we get a gameplay trailer featuring comically large weapons and quests to collect 10 Jedi/Sith robes...

It's interesting to see what everyone is putting out, but they aren't really setting the world on fire... I don't have any of the home consoles, so making fun of stuff is well, fun. Too much hype isn't good either... EDIT: Apparently the Final Fantasy XIV MMO is coming to the PC as well. This fills me with great indifference.

What do you mean "clone?" I'm pretty sure it's Malak Didn't he, you know, die? I'd like to call him faux-Vader. Maybe losing your chin is a common when using the Dark Side?

The planet would lose. That is all 2009 year of the PS3!

Beating things up with a chain. Great. I want Diablo III.

This dude means business

Leaked trailer featuring the Cat-Rat-Pigeon... Nope there is more footage.

Trico TIME!!

The Magic Wand uses the Playstation Eye Toy they mentioned that.

That "camera" comes with the Wii. The Eyetoy doesn't come with the PS3, right? Playstation Kart - only possible on the Super Powerful PS3

At least Microsoft's stuff doesn't look so half-assed. This is just a Wiimote that requires a camera.

FF XIV MMO + JRPG = Double fail Waggle time! OMG Sony magic wand

Horribly long death monologues confirmed! AAh JRPGs with weird dubbing...

Rockstar? Damn, AP has surprisingly a lot of competition...

Agent - PS3 exclusive. Hopefully not too much of a threat to AP.

At least Ubisoft had fullscreen trailers

"Mr T joke" *Awkward silence* More eye strain! This just keeps on giving.