He can't hold down his alcohol, he has no sorceresses, nor wenches, nor lithe elven women, and he has a personality. He simply doesn't qualify for witcherdom.
...'specially if they come from CDProjekt.
What about Action Adventure Game games? Are those as good as Action Adventure games?
Are those similar to Action Games Adventures?
Man and woman holding hands while it says "original sin" in big scarlet letters, if I didn't know better I would think this was a romance novel (or a BW game, zing).
But I guess I'll bite too.
If you don't hear from me in a week you'll know the worst has happened and if you happen to meet a balding 20 something Cuban zombie, please put me out of my misery.
PS. we don't look like Mexicans.
While your worry its reasonable I just need to point out that the original Highlander had long moments of levity, or did you forget Sean Connery's character. The whole training was quite light toned. Not to mention that MacLeod himself had a good sense of humor on this portion of the film.
Ryan Reynolds is the current choice not the definite one, hopefully the director will be talked out of it or they will get a better choice or God Forbid Ryan Reynolds actually does a good job. After all he did the Amityville Horror remake without doing any jokes, so the man can actually do a film without kidding.