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But did it have russian boobs?

I can't decide which day was the best day ever (so far) for me: 1) When me and my girlfriend went swimming alone on a beautiful beach, with beautiful weather when we had just met. Later that day we bought a picnic basket and had dinner in the middle of a swedish summer town (exceptionally beautiful). In the evening we watched a beachvolleyball tournament in the middle of the same city, and then later that evening they turned the volleyball court into a huge outdoor cinema and we watched "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" huddled together in the dark to escape the cold night air. The rest of that night is censored. That was a fantastic day/night. 2) When I was on Mallorca (party island in the Mediterranean) together with a bunch of guys, and we rented a pair of sun chairs (complete with a huge parasol) early in the morning on one of the best beaches on the island. 10 minutes later two russian models (honest!) turn up and rent the two chairs in front of us. 2 minutes later they remove their tops and start rubbing themselves and their thong clad bodies in some kind of oil. Me and my friends jaws just dropped to the ground. Apparently they thought that was funny because they kept oiling themselves up for the next 8 hours, doing all sorts of posing and stuff. I think that's the only time in my life I've had an erection for 8 hours straight ) I guess the day with my girlfriend wins because I love her so much, but the russian model day is really close behind. I mean, that felt like a once-in-a-lifetime moment. I wouldn't even believe it happened if I hadn't been able to discuss it from time to time with my friends. To this day I wonder why they chose us to show off in front of..

Are you one of those guys who keeps washing their hands a thousand times until the skin falls off..?

I have The Sims 2 on my Nokia N-Gage.

I'm guessing the lists aren't complete. It's incredibly difficult to keep track of every company that resides under the wing of another company. I'm sure we'll find out lots about unannounced/unheard of games at E3, just like we do every year.

It was pretty embarrassing. I chose this big guy with a huge sword (Nightmare?) and the girl I played against chose one of the tiniest little chicks in the game (totally forgot the name, but it wasn't Ivy). When the battle started and I could see the size difference between them, I thought one swipe from my blade would cut her in half. Instead she instantly hit me like ten times, the last blow sending me up in the air and against a wall. Then she kept hitting me in mid-air, not even allowing me to land, and all of a sudden a huge "Perfect!!!" sign appears in the middle of the screen. Three seconds later my lifeless body touches ground for the second time that fight.

Me and my friends were playing Soul Calibur 2 on the Gamecube today. Great fun! Just a bit annoying how easy it is to win when you choose the fastest character (usually some scantily clad girl) and go up against the biggest, meanest mo-fo in the game (usually with a gigantic axe or sword). Speed >>> Everything else. At least in our inexperienced gaming group.

Yeah, I figured I'd better step in and save your poor nerves. Not sure how much more Battlewookie they can handle.

"The result of an ongoing engineering collaboration between Havok and NVIDIA, this new software product from Havok

You're the moderator here. If you think he's breaking the board rules, give him a warning. Much more effective than writing an accusation within a spoiler tag, something which makes your own post look like trolling too.

Where did you read about the physics chip? All I could see was that same crap about the power of the 7900GTX and how they'd be using that for physics calculations. I couldn't find anything about any actual new hardware being added?

I'll call your Ford GT and raise you an Alba! Wonderful!

Because my shoe and my **** are about the same size?

Yoou're confusing my age with the size of my ****.

I accidently sent my copy of Resident Evil 4 to my five year old little brother this christmas My dad was not amused.

Is this, by any chance, your first day out on the big, wild internet perhaps..?

How do you find out what copy protection a game uses? I had to format my computer to get my review copy of Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter to work! No idea what caused that either, it only gave me a black screen and refused to start. Probably not the copy protection's fault though.

The Club by Bizarre Creations. A third person viewed action game. Better than last nights announcement but still.. A maker of racing games gone action.. Where have I seen that before? OH RIGHT, BLACK! Let's hope The Club is more than 8-10 hours long then.

The PSP is such a fantastic piece of technology (except for the UMD format) that it's an absolute wonder it hasn't gotten more third party developer support. Good to see Atari at least trying to breath some life into the unfortunate machine.

No. That's not nice at all. That's insane.

I've played two recent RPG's that managed to last more than 100 hours: Oblivion and Dragon Quest 8. Before those two though.. I guess Gothic 2 + Night of the Raven expansion came close, but not quite. Before that.. no idea. I guess what I would call long RPG's are very far in between.

Yeah, and the PSU must be the size of a common fridge.

My god.. it's a monster!!

I've reported you numerous times, Volourn.