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Well, 40 minutes should have been your first clue. It took me five to come to the same conclusion. There was actually a reason why it was so slow, but I have no idea how to explain it in english.

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After 40 minutes of installing it says video card not supported. Awesome \o/ Oh well, I'll try again on the better comp later.

Northern Lights! Decapitation-disembowelment! Yay, gore! "Dodge, Special Attack, Throw!" -Living life the Muso way I'm reminded of an old megatokyo... I'm reminded of Dodgeball.Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive and Dodge. If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!

Argument accepted.

Close Range, the hot new epic action game

Alternate question: why do dragons fly around in random directions and attack the non-hostile environment (in this case snow and ruins) instead of their enemies?

See Fionavar, instead of keeping the "trolling" in one topic, you just spread into another.

Anything done in the DA trailer is basically yawnfest on the DMC scale. Dante uses enemies as skateboards, attacks people with an electric guitar that summons bats, and shoots enemies' bullets in mid-air. The only thing that can top DMC nuttiness is Clover-level nuttiness -- e.g. God Hand, Bayonetta.

Suit yourself.Dark Elf Boob Raider Hussar Company, CHARGE! o/

Hussars CHARGE! \o

http://kepfeltoltes.hu/091013/SSA41736_www...ltoltes.hu_.jpg

You poor, inferior being. How horrible it must be to be you!

Nope, MC asked why I don't like it, and I answered, later on clarified (or tried to). Didn't someone post the name of the company that made the trailer? By definition, it isn't epic. No big armies or saving the world from Mr Ultimate Evil. If you mean the internet kind of EPIC, then it is. Mostly.

I'd agree with that if DA's keywords would be 'cool' and 'awesome' instead 'dark' and 'epic'. Maybe they're going for cool dark awesome epic? Which r-tard tried to breed Baldur's Gate with Devil May Cry?

It's more like too many cliches presented badly. I mentioned the PC-deflects-axe part earlier, that wasn't new either, but was done well and I liked it. Well put.

I'd agree with that if DA's keywords would be 'cool' and 'awesome' instead 'dark' and 'epic'.

Sorry, I can't read your post because of how awesome I am.

*Looks at wikipedia*Black Blood Brothers? Big Bad Beetleborgs? Bad Blue Boys? Big Brother Brazil? Maybe he thinks bike parts will solve the problem? http://www.bbbparts.com/ Could very well be. *rubs chin*

What's so bad about it? Every second is cliche (there's a difference between cliche and badly done too cliche), the characters are cliche (they may have more personality in-game, but what we got here were some defining characterestics, which, presented this way, made the characters seem shallow), the whole thing feels like a bad Advent Children clone (OH HEY, WE'RE HIGH BUDGET B****, LOOK HOW COOL 'N' AWESOME WE ARE), and to crown it all, it made a WRPG look like a JRPG, which is the worst thing a trailer can do.

*Looks at wikipedia*Black Blood Brothers? Big Bad Beetleborgs? Bad Blue Boys? Big Brother Brazil?

Dunno, dun care. My point was, LotR isn't Final Fantasy.

Has that trailer some hypnotic properties, or did everyone go insane when I wasn't looking?

This is an insult to LotR.

And you've got pwnz0rd by the lord of flies of all things.