HoonDing

They obviously lost because of America.

lol @ Beatles pic.

So basically, Torment in name only?

Tomb Raider: Generations Problem, Fritz?

The new Tomb Raider is half a Rambo/Deliverance game already. Just change the Russians with rednecks.

I actually played this to completion a couple of years ago. Based on book from Perumov. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMHT9Dw0D4s

Her boobs are about as big now as Core Design teenager Lara. I'm more concerned about modern Lara's sociopathic tendencies and her lack of intelligence. She finally figures out what's going on when the game is twenty minutes from completion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJ0sW7KOFhU

Is it April again?

First AC is the best, platforming wise and combat wise. Later games just keep adding a few gimmicks and the combat turns more and more into Arkham Asylum the more you progress through the series. It also avoids the terrible conspiracy storyline until 99% into the game. Also, best protagonist without a horrible fake Italian accent.

Looks like Cookie monster.

I ate Special K this morning.

Needs more tentacles and Japanese school girls.

Finished Tomb Raider. I'm giving Crystal Dynamics the benefit of the doubt considering this was supposed to be an "origin story" and not going to call it Tomb Raider in name only yet. EDIT: my only regret is not having unlocked Explosive Arrows before having to wade through those 7,000 zombie samurai.

Axe murderer Lara is awesome

The new Tomb Raider would be a far better game if it didn't have Uncharted rip-off sequences and nonsensical combat sections where you keep mowing down Russians that spawn out of nowhere. The moments where the game focuses on a more stealthy approach are good. And then you jury rig a rifle into a grenade launcher. But ideally there wouldn't be any human enemies at all. Just have that Asian girl disappear suddenly and go look for her in the ruins.

Is E.Y.E.: Divine Cybermancy not sandbox?

Blowing things up is the solution to everything.

It would still mean the difference between end of all life and end of some life. A lot of smaller pieces of the asteroid would vaporize in the Earth's atmosphere.

That reminds me, I still need to see Iron Man 3.

It's like Left 4 Dead minus the zombies.

Immershun fail

Prosper's alt?

Got a couple of hours in the new Tomb Raider. The QTE and torture porn really isn't even remotely as bad as I previously expected, I only died a couple of times in the cutscene with the Russian rapist in the beginning of the game. Lara also isn't annoying and whiny at all, but pretty badass. TrissFX is pretty pants, though. It halves my framerate and her hair blows against the direction of the wind. Good job, AMD. Though otherwise this is likely the best looking game I've played. I can already tell I'm going to rank this above TR:Legend and put it on par with Underworld. At least Lara has no daddy & mommy issues this time around + no annoying sidekicks.