HoonDing

I want to be an android.

I can blow them out of the sky with a horn I found on Undvik. More annoying than cliffracers.

XXXCOM: Leather Goddesses of Phobos 3.

Sirens everywhere.

In the past one used Quen to apply oils and drink potions, now it is used to regain health. Sign of the times.

I hope the most incompetent candidate is elected, the world needs more lulz. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHPQYqazXfM

Kind of pointless, in cutscenes/dialogue it switches back to Geralt anyway.

Are blade oils bugged? I rarely seem able to apply new ones even after old ones are gone.

Witcher 3: Sex and Violence (Not Necessarily In That Order)

I still haven't seen any bruxae.

^ It's more arrpeegee than Witcher 3.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7N-PelVQrs

Even Priscilla gets it. Damn you CD Projekt, stop trying so hard.

It won't end well.

Ciri is so OP, I must have killed five hundred mooks before realizing they just respawned and I was supposed to just run to the quest marker.

I haven't encountered ??? wolves, only ghouls. What sucks is picking up contracts that are for level 30+. I don't think I'm going to come back for these once I'm far in the main quest.

Which handicap is there if male team plays them?

It's rare to lose gwent since 90% of opponents just waste most of their cards first round.

Witcher gear only good looking equipment in the game.

The Japanese are good at games with choices. But then you have harem endings too.

lol I never met Letho apparently because I didn't import my final *autosave* but my final manual save just before the encounter with Letho.

You can bang a she-elf courtesan. Game of the Year confirmed.

Again, islam has all the answers.

The monster card players need better AI. They always beat themselves by wasting all their cards first round.

The Yennefer hero card is awesome.