A guy goes into a café and leaves his Ferrari outside. He goes in, drinks his coffee and when he leaves he sees his car isn't there anymore. He goes back into the café and says: "I'm sure it's one of you who did this. I'm going to count to 5 and if I don't have my car back I'll do what my father did 5 years ago in this very place". Everybody's thinking "****, what did his father do?".
So he starts counting "1, 2, 3, 4..." and a guy steps up: "Okay, okay, here's your car. But I have to know, what did your father do 5 years ago?"
"He walked home."