The hero must find the four sacred crystals of power or else the world will fall to an apocalypse of combined natural disasters. No one knows of these crystals except the royal family in some city kingdom where it's the center of culture, magic, worship of the gods, economy, blah blah [random **** idea here].
The hero sees the upcoming disastrous events in some stupid prophecy that happened to be a dream he had while in deep slumber. Not thinking he needs to lay off the drugs, he heads off to the royal castle in search of adventure, riches, and some hAwT pRiNcEsS x HeRo action (oh wait, that's AFTER the final battle with the big hideous demon lord who is immune to everything except a certain weapon/item forged by the gods for no particular reason that will ever be explained.)
After visiting the royal castle the hero magically transforms from an ordinary citizen who would do NO WRONG (what kind of hero has flaws?) to a SUPER WARRIOR WHO SIMPLY CANNOT BE BEATEN AND JUST ****S AMAZING!!1 He travels to the four dungeons where each crystal somehow got there (but who could do such a thing??!?!?!? OMG THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!!!! its its the
After the hero is done god-modding through the dangerous four dungeons he travels to the ZOMG demon palace in the 7th layer of the abyss. He gets to the demons chamber, somehow ****s up after god-modding through half the adventure and is about to get a demonic send off when
After seeing princess mary sue die an epic death, the hero gets pissed and slays the demon. Somehow her royal majesty, the all beloved one: mary poppins gets her soul back and poof! she's back to life, not a scratch on her!
Credits roll and princess x hero get married, lived happily ever after and absolutely nothing else goes wrong...
Until the sequel gets announced a few years later.