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Bartimaeus

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  1. The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975). Well, that was certainly an experience. This is one of those films that's like...you know, a cult classic that you're supposed to watch, but then you take a glance at it and you're like "well, cult classic or not, I do believe that one is just not going to be for me". But despite my misgivings, this was pretty hilarious...though I did need subtitles because some of the voice recording was not the best. Tim Curry...it's, uh, difficult to believe that his career essentially started with the stage version of this.
  2. I didn't, but I do appreciate a good Bard slaying.
  3. BG3

    Bartimaeus replied to MrBrown's topic in Computer and Console
    You saying this really reminds me of an old N64 RPG called Aidyn where party members would have dialogues/cutscenes in really random places and as a result of inscrutable party composition choices that you could never really predict (i.e. if you had certain companions in your party together, dialogues could trigger if you happened to be in the right place at the right time...but otherwise, you might never see or even know that they exist) - on top of said joinable party members often not being where they're supposed to be and randomly disappearing from the game because of...reasons that you'll never find out. It was always unclear if it was because the game was buggy or if the developers intended for characters to just up and vanish on some kind of criteria, but regardless, the result was that if you wanted a party member to stick around, recruit them early and keep them the whole game, because kicking at least a couple of them out for even a second could result in you never seeing them ever again.
  4. The price they gave up for him could potentially be very high if Giannis is gone and/or the Bucks are bad in the late 2020s...or surprisingly fairly little if they're somehow able to keep it together until then. The Trailblazers are betting on the former, the Bucks seem to be on the latter. Jrue was a key part of the Bucks' championship run, but at the same time, the man has been deplorable on offense all three years he's been on the Bucks as soon as the playoffs started, and in the current NBA, offense is simply way more important than defense. He's also repeatedly mentioned wanting to retire as soon as his current contract with the Bucks was up (and he also mentioned that he would retire as a Buck, to boot!) - whether or not that ends up holding true, we'll see. Either way, this was definitely not something I foresaw.
  5. The local film club recently featured Satoshi Kon's Paprika (2006). Loved or at least liked everything else Satoshi Kon did, but Paprika did not click for me at all. Will a second watch change my mind any? Um...kind of! It's a visual treat, especially impressive for a 2006 film...well, minus the little random cost-saving 3D CGI bits here and there, but I still struggled to really fully 'get' it, though I did feel like I at least enjoyed it more this time around. I can't fault Satoshi Kon for making exactly one thing I can't quite seem to fully into, try as I might. Regardless, it's an awful shame that Dreaming Machine (and everything else he might've made if his life hadn't been cut so horrifically short) was never completed. RIP to that brilliant weirdo: it's utterly tragic that the man died at 46, long before many of the best creators would ever complete their finest works.
  6. updating my nvidia gpu driver caused my computer to kill itself during the update, i lost all video output and nothing i could do would restore it (although I was able to confirm that my system was actually still running because I could start music with a hotkey press and hear the generic windows error sounds by just smashing buttons); tried to restart, tried to go into safe mode, but even on bootup during just the motherboard manufacturer logo, my screens were totally blank had to put my system drive into another computer and delete my nvidia drivers from there in order to restore functionality of one of my monitors, because literally nothing else i did would work...i'm now sitting here wondering if i roll the dice by trying to install the latest driver again is this the part where i vehemently swear off all nvidia products for the rest of my life? regardless, would not recommend the latest nvidia gpu driver, I'd give it a 4/10 at best, would really like to see a return to form for the inevitable sequels, but i'm not too optimstic about it at this point
  7. That reminds me when of when I played a retro-ish indie game, there was inexplicably no FPS limit on the pause menu, so anytime I paused my FPS would go up to (I believe) >10,000 and my GPU would instantly reach max temp while very audibly screaming out in mortal agony. I gave them a bad review on Steam that specifically called out that issue for it and they fixed it a week later, and since I did like the game, I changed my review to a positive one. The system works.
  8. My best friend in kindergarten was this very silly and incredibly sweet mute girl named Haley, but she sadly moved away during the next summer. She really helped me with a lot of things I was struggling with during that first year of school, and I'd always wished she hadn't moved away in the ensuing years...though I'd myself move away a handful of years later, and then again, and again, and again thereafter. Anyways, moral of the story being, try to treat people with kindness and you might make some genuinely good friends from it, though it's obviously a lot more difficult in adulthood than it is as a schoolkid.
  9. Like Steam with video games, I do not find streaming services at this time to be performing an adequate job of helping me discover movies/TV I am genuinely interested in watching (as opposed to just "eh...maybe, kind of?" at best), so quite often, I am spending time on a particular website that I use which does a much better job of helping me identify things that I actually do want to try. But I am also not the "let's just turn something, anything on" type: I can only watch things with explicit attention and purpose, and I'd rather spend time exploring and researching to find something I earnest want to put my time and attention towards than mindlessly turning on something I'm just not really feeling. Streaming services seem to be invariably funnelling everyone towards their latest crap anyways, and I am simply not very interested - it doesn't help that Netflix seems to have an ever-shrinking library of older, foreign, and other third party content (which I feel is its true death knell, as that is what I am primarily interested in these days) with these streaming services essentially turning into TV channels by another name that you need to subscribe to in order to get 'their' content. Speaking of Netflix, it's hilarious that it's getting more expensive as the service has increasingly less to offer. That is not a winning value proposition, I am afraid, and I do have other options that I can and will use.
  10. There is a story and theme to the film, but it is minimalist and rather impressionistic, and yes, I think you could work through the same ideas in a smaller time frame...but you'd take away both marvel and gravity that it would have if you did so too much. Rather than "it should have been twenty minutes", I would personally say that it probably would've been better off at twenty minutes less from its run time of 1:23: tighten up the pacing and cut out some of the of the indulgently gratuitous fat, and I probably would've gone from an "it was really neat and imaginative" to a less reserved "I actually rather quite liked it". Especially because anyone who knows my tastes in TV and film should know that anything which could even be vaguely called "impressionistic" would not normally fall under my wheelhouse: I'm all about comprehensible characters and dialogue and fully understanding what I am watching, and Mad God offers very little in any of that. I think for KP's "Eraserhead"-addled brain, it will probably be quite sublime, but for me...well, yeah, it was definitely neat. The opening scene shows a particularly noteworthy event in mythological history while reading a passage from Leviticus, which I took to kind of inform the audience for understanding the story and themes, but it's still definitely a bit loosey-goosey and up for some level of individual interpretation.
  11. Mad God (2021). Well, cinema was a mistake. I don't think you'll ever see a more vile visual masterpiece of a stop motion film. Strongly recommended to @PK htiw klaw eriF if he hasn't already seen it. It was hard to look away except for when I had to cover my eyes.
  12. Alice (1988). Super cool visuals and incredibly creative live-action take on Alice in Wonderland, combining many practical and stop-motion effects in a pretty awesome way to create a surreal and creepy adventure. Unfortunately, I kind of hated it, mostly because every time any character talked, it would cut to these gross close-ups of a mouth saying the dialogue. The stupid bastard who thought that literally every even momentary piece of dialogue should hard cut to and from this disgusting mouth should have their own sheared straight out of their skull. I got so aggravated that every time I even thought a character might possibly speak, I automatically started closing my eyes. It was miserable.
  13. Fortunately, it's usually super quick and easy for companies to build up the trust and goodwill that they carelessly poured gasoline on before tossing into a bonfire for no reason.
  14. There's been a number of classic games over the years teased for re-release by GOG that have mysteriously never seen the light of day... Don't think they ever reveal why something that they expected to get done never quite came to be.
  15. Barbie (2023). I was told to expect feminist proaganda, but instead I got a movie that just tries to have a discussion about societal issues affecting not just women but also men (...though obviously especially women) coming from an interesting perspective. It's not the greatest or nothing, it's not really my thing to be so on the nose and accomplish it via toys, but it was alright. Horrible country music being the ultimate representation of patriarchy was pretty hilarious, though.
  16. A furnace? A gas chamber, perhaps?
  17. 1. Buy helmet online from specialty outlet. 2. Receive helmet, it's the wrong size. 3. Online store says return it with original invoice that works as proof of purchase. 4. Invoice that came with the helmet is for a completely different person and order. 5. Their only method of contact is through social media. 6. I don't have any social media. well babies and gentlemen, it appears i have been scammed
  18. This would have been such a great year for Aaron Rodgers to destroy the Cowboys' hopes and dreams in the playoffs. Truly, it might turn out to be one of the great what-ifs of our generation.
  19. They're also listed on streaming services such as Deezer and Qobuz, but oddly, "The Biawac" is missing and leads to a tracklist of 61 instead: https://www.deezer.com/us/album/217946932
  20. Not sure that being publicly drunk and getting diddled while sitting around children before you do a full on "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM" Karen episode and then lying about all of it is really a situation that warrants much sympathy - any one much less all four of those are enough to make me hate somebody. Unless I missed something that happened even more recently than that... Like, just don't be a complete trashcan of a person in public.
  21. Well, those are incredibly offensive and damaging stereotypes of foreign film, but I was laughing out loud by the time I got to the German one, so I think it's okay. I did groan from the American one, but because you're unfortunately completely correct with that one, and that combined with really a host of other related and also unrelated issues really makes the majority of American teenage-focused cinema/TV very unbearable for me. Although Peppermint Soda was indeed very French/10, I probably undersold how much I enjoyed it: I think I kind of loved it.
  22. Peppermint Soda (1977). The hilarious, somewhat depressing, much higher budget, awkward teenaged version of the aforementioned The Pupil. Instead of a small orphanage of Italian girls being rather miserable with life, it's an entire French girl's school of them (though the film predominantly focuses on two sisters, their respective social groups, and their relationship with each other). It was very French/10, but also quite enjoyable (especially at the scale that this was depicted - so many students in such a huge school!)...well, except for one of the main supporting cast turning into a Nazi as well as the girls being preyed on by creeps, but what else is new? I don't know what's going on here, but I like the cut of their jib.
  23. well, brad dourif is a national treasure, so who can blame you I didn't keep up with this enough to understand the whys, but I sure thought it was odd the Republican House overwhelmingly decided to impeach him but the Republican Senate overwhelmingly decided against convicting.
  24. Yes, and Android phones still let you manage the phone via ADB (the Android Debug Bridge). It was practically the first thing I figured out when I bought an Android phone...the iPhone I'd previously been using going straight into a trash compactor being the next. Don't think I ever got so consistently enraged at a piece of tech than the year or so I had an iPhone, it was utter misery.

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