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That's like 9% of the classes. You can hereby have 9% of a joke as reward A wizard, an amazon, a dwarf and hobgoblin walks into a bar. Behind the bar an oliphant is tending the bar ...

Serafen is a good example as he is a dual-wilder that comes with a mortar and an axe as default weapons. You always "lose" an attack with him. He tends to stay at range and use the mortar unless you move him into melee, wherupon he forgets the mortar and likes to use the axe. Stupid orlan. That's what happens when you dye your fur with toxic chemicals.

Well, not really. I use my POE1 trick with the tank bottlenecking a place and having the "attack only when attacked"-policy.

It seems it differs for different people. I've tried it with two different chars, within the last month, and the risens were 3 red skulls each. With the added aggro bug pulling more enemies, I ditched the quest for the time being. Both chars had done pretty much the same questing. At the same time, a current "Lets Play" on youtube (same difficulty, same level IIRC) also had a hard time, but the skeletons weren't 3 red skulls. So it seems your mileage might vary, depending on factors I cannot observe.

And the concept of those scripts are great. It adds another layer of control that is delightful to plan and execute. Did you know that the best RPG in the world, Dragon Age Origins, also has scripts? It does! It also has no Pallegina or other vailians. It has an Oghren. And a dog! Best game ever, I tell you.

Well, here we stand at a crossroad. Either you are a green lantern, in which case lighten and lantern the duck up! Or you are not, in which case the answer is Fawlty Towers and copious amounts of icecream.

You could also just go soulblade cipher and play him somewhat like a rogue before you get the defense buff spells suitet for melee. It's probably not superoptimal, but no guts, no glory.

Also, for the record (vinyl). I agree with Børør and the others in disagreeing with the original statement. The squirrel doesn't speak for me, nor do I agree with what it said. The police taught me better than that. Count me as against. Call me 'Count Against', if you like. It's like Rage Against the Machine, but with minor royals and more of a state of botheredness than rage.

Mrs Andersson, my kindergarden teacher, is that you? You should not be here. This is the internet. Dark things happen here. Misspellings, for one.

Because that tweet is full of pop-cultural awesomeness I feel it is my civic duty to add the reference. (ca 1.50 minutes in if you only want the best part) May the water, fire, earth and derp be with you.

Fo a bleak Walker, you walkering could prolly use some optimizing.

Keyboard. Forget the mouse. Be a panther on the keys.

"Is that all you have to say on subclasses? Are you sure"

If anybody lives near Obsidians headquarter, have an effigy-outfit and some dramatic bones in their body, this could turn out pretty nifty.

They could be a reward. Sink a ship, get a shanty. And a brandy, served by Brandi. Then everything would be dandy.

I still have no reply. That is mental opression. Im'ma gonna sacrifice someone to Skaen, Obsidian. "You better watch out You better not cry Better not pout I'm telling you why The Effigy is coming to town"

Adult pregnant Vela. Will have strange cravings for specific foods at any given time. If food is not given, will have alliance flipped during combat with unarmed, friendly-fire carnage. We'll call it Hyleas challenge (adult version, with doube-entendre and stuff).

Ain't no Dragon Age Origins, that's for sure. Best game ever made! That is scientific fact. There is no real evidence for it but it's scientific fact.

*Computer says 'no'.jpg* (Why, oh why can't I attach pictures? My holiday-albums are the best)

New Magran Challenge. You get 6 party members, but every time you rest there is 5-10% chance a random (including MC) character permadies in their sleep. Man, inventing challenges is easy.

Raedric and Fort Deadlight are mirror images. Old City is the bomb! In a good way. Oathbinders Sanctum is .. ok. (And that's how far I got with dungeoneering in POE2, 'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE NEW SUBCLASSES!)

Seems to be a bug of some kind. Pretty sure the devs knows about it. I had it with the Sepulchers (Sacred Stairs) in Neketaka. Every risen skeleton was 3 red skulls and pretty much instagibbed my party. It was like swatting Pterodactylus with a fly swatter.

Ahh, NOW I got it.

Yep. Because it was used in farming, threshing grain.

Anything without sleeves give me the chills. It's called airflow. And if you're referring to Kylo Rens outfit I will vehemently claim that the perception that outfit is 'kewl' is 75% due to Adam Drivers hair. Had he been bald nobody would want to wear it. Everbody would be like, "eww, that shirtless robe looks itchy".