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But I've already won the internet, and I won't let anyone take it away from me! Mmmmmeeeeeeuuuuuuhhhhhh!

That's not true. You never did anything wrong, that doesn't exist. You just didn't do anything nice.

I use to be a host, and I have to agree about the bitchy waitresses.

Haha, good one. Everbody knows that they're not allowed to vote!

Both, Lou Gutman does not discriminate.

Yeah, and America stole Christmas! But they did give it back in the end, so I mean, America can't be all bad, right?

Well, in the jokes first draft, it had something about hookers in it, but after revising the joke, I thought it best to edit that part out. My constituents agree. If you catch my meaning! Am I right fellas? I mean, am I right?

Pfft, yeah but I'll bet right after you're finished debating you'll be right back out there applying force... to things... Yeah I've got nothing.

I prefer classic and muscle cars.

Nonsense. Why in world would he believe I thought "That the coalition is some sort of evil invasion force trying to kill Iraqis just because they have a surplus of munitions?" :crazy: Bah. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I don't know why he'd think that. It's irrelevent though. The point is that he didn't put words in your mouth Because he didn't say you said that. He was asking if that's what you were saying. Hence no words were put in your mouth.

He wasn't putting words in your mouth He was asking a question There is a difference. I think YOU're the one putting words in HIS mouth. It's just better to have a point instead of just positng a bunch of articles just for the sake of it.

It sure isn't funny to see a guy in a wheelchair try to get up a flight of steps, when there isn't a ramp. Even when I rocked around in the wheelchair I'd rented, flapping my arms around and making rocket noises, I couldn't get a laugh. If I had my say, I would have made it so Hitler went to Heaven instead of Hell. Think about it. In Heaven, everybody'd be giving him dirty looks and swatting him in the head for all eternity. In Hell, he'd just be getting high-fives all the time. Who would have guessed that the summers of yesteryear would disappear so quickly? Well, if anyone did, I'll bet it was Batman. He's a detective. If you're being tried for something, and the court's got a whole lot of evidence against you, and you're probably going to go to jail, don't just jump up and try to run away. It turns out they're prepared for that kind of thing. If the government really didn't want me to have sex with children, I'm sure they would have made a law about it by now. No, I mean about me specifically. "Look, just listen to me," the psychiatrist said. "Screaming at everything all the time solves absolutely nothing." I had no idea what he was talking about. A good screaming should fix his wagon. It doesn't bother me at all when the scientists laugh at me. I say, let's just let time be the judge whether dinosaur skeletons were left for us to pore over and examine (dull), or to tie up and use in merry puppet shows. (fun!) Those are all Jay Pinkerton. I couldn't pick just one.

I'll liquidate you.

lol, I don't deal in commie money, only cold hard American cash.

I'd love to give my opinion on the subject, but I'll be needing some money first. What? You don't think I argue on internet message boards for fun, do you? No, no, no, I'll need to see some green before you jerks get the privilege of reading what I've got to say.

The best part about the auto show is when you hide in the car trunks and then pop out of them. It gives people quite the shock.

You shouldn't feel obligated to rply to anything Jorian says, nobody really takes anything he says seriously.

My Great Grandmother died on Christmas Eve, So now I've got to go to funeral stuff for the next two days. I won't even get a chance to build my new Star Wars Legos. I also got Empire at War, and the expansion pack, but I can't run it on my computer, and I never got the new laptop I was told I was going to get, so that blows, but I did get like, $1000 cash money from grandparents and parents, so that was aces.

I don't believe in zombies. Anything I don't believe in never hurts me.

Every now and then I'll think to myself, "Hey, maybe Morrowind isn't that bad." Then I go and play it. Turns out it really is that bad.

Well, that isn't the same thing as exploding, and I'm still a skeptopotamus about the validity of that statement.

That's one of the only songs on that CD that I just skip everytime the CD is on. The other song is Winterlong.

I highly doubt game disks are exploding. I'd be willing to bet money that the disks aren't exploding.

Are you seriously this cheap to have to ask if the game is worth a dollar? What, the crap.

Nice sidestep Allan.