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Want one so bad. Too much to spend on what would essentially be used as a fancy toy, especially one that small and loseable. Lookit what it can do though! Green dot visible Beam visible with smoke or fog in lighted areas Beam visible at night Beam visible without smoke or fog in lighted areas Make holes in black trash bags Open-cut healing power Cut black electrical tape Ignite wooden or paper matches Pop dark colored balloons Melt Plastic Light Cigars and Cigarettes I wonder if it can burn human flesh. ^_^

Durga.

Heterosexual.

Only because you didn't look... Voting so hard this year since I just missed it last time.

These are good suggestions, although No-CD h4x are practically made for laptops...and filthy, filthy pirates. The suggestion about Apple products is especially good. PC laptops really aren't built all that solidly, most manufacturers just go "Oh hey, lets make a desktop PC only smaller!" and just get parts that fit in a smaller chassis without any mind for the abuse a notebook takes. Even with the utmost of care, if you're moving from class to class with it at all the poor dears rattle themselves apart. Best case scenario a couple of connectors come loose, worst case a fan busts itself. Though I've never owned one, I have a friend who's a certified tech for both Dell and Apple, and he swears by the newer (last two years-ish) Powerbooks. Says the things are nigh indestructible. Only bad thing is they're a lot more expensive. EDIT: I realized the No-CD cracks comment wasn't that specific, what I meant was if you install these then it only eats up amounts of battery more or less comparable to normal operation.

YA RLY

I wish I pooped money.

It should be pointed out that for the price of a decent gaming notebook you could buy an upgrade for your PC. I suggest buying a notebook that meets your school needs, then go for upgrades for a computer and maybe some sort of mobile gaming device (GBA, DS, PSP, etc.) that suits you. I mean, a gaming notebook is a good idea on paper, but the truth of the matter is there's very limited upgradeablity unless you're really handy with computers and even then it's almost impossible to find parts. I'm about to upgrade my Dell notebook when I can scrape the cash together, and besides the perilous monkeying around inside the tiny little notebook chassis I'm also gonna have to build a new heatsink.

Didn't he end up evil and/or insane at one point in the comic as a direct result of him becoming progressively jaded and increasingly violent because of the methods he uses? I think the comics answered your own question. Also I've got some mean heartburn from this sammich I just ate.

I've got a 'modded' PowMax power supply that's done me good. 500 watt, got an 80mm fan on it. Hard to fit in some cases though. ^_^

A squirrel.

That you don't have to pay for! Like the horses!

Only 'cause it's true.

Seconded. Nothing overclocks like a DFI Lanparty. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's what I've got along with a Coolermaster Aero 7+ on my 2500+ XP chip and I managed to get it up there at 3200 speeds even though it's got the locked multiplier on it. :D

Hm. In my experience the chiropracter would be best, but it's only a temp fix unless you take care of your body and keep it in shape. Yoga would probably be best for that. I used to have back problems related to being trampled by livestock. Now I don't.

I'm calling the PETA on you so hard. So we can kill them.

Awesome. Does your mom plan on playing NWN2 multiplayer? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm honestly surprised no one's made a joke about playing with Eldar's mom yet. Good job guys.

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Are you suggesting we assassinate a political leader to save the internets?

I know, that's what I said.

And Mario, and Pikmin, and Harvest Moon, and...

I'm not sure, the real problem is the exchange of goods and money. I'd either have to come up with enough of my own to front it until I could get it down to you for the payoff, of you'd have to send me some (probably not the best idea over the internets). After that it's easy, I give the list of parts to my boss, he uses his wholesale account to buy them, they get delivered and there's generally a small shipping fee, $12 or somesuch, then I pay him, I can do with the parts what I want, which would mean driving down to the Napa Valley and exchanging them with you for money assuming I fronted.

You guys should just be happy about all this like me. <sings> There's rioting in Africa <whistles>. There's starving in Spain. <whistles> There's hurricanes in Florida. <whistles> And Texas needs rain. <whistles> The whole world is festering with unhappy souls. The French hate the Germans. The Germans hate the Poles. Italians hate Yugoslavs. South Africans hate the Dutch and I don't like anybody very much! But we can be tranquil and thankful and proud for man's been endowed with a mushroom shaped cloud. And we know for certain that some lovely day someone will set the spark off and we will all be blown away. They're rioting in Africa. <whistles> There's strife in Iran. <whistles> What nature doesn't do to us. <whistles> Will be done by our fellow man.

Those don't regulate dudes are lying their asses off. We already have net neutrality and it's been working just fine up 'til now. The telecommunications companies get money to improve internet connections by charging people for their current ones and websites that use lots of bandwidth aren't a problem because they pay for it themselves. Clearly that crappy flash cartoon on the Don't Regulate site was made for drooling morons. But what I'm really trying to say is...

And that's exactly why it was so much fun.