Fenghuang

Get CISCO Certified. Finish college without shooting everyone. Find a job as a game designer. Promptly have my job stolen by robots. Find that my CISCO Certification is no longer good because the robots are now doing that too. Go back to working in the food service industry. Die bitter, cold, and alone. Also, have sex for the first time.

Yeah, they were on the Sci-Fi channel back when it wasn't crappy reality TV and crappy Stargate TV serieses. They taught me to always use proper protection when building an atomic bomb.

I dunno, I just felt like taking away points.

-100 T.O.M.B.S. points for fraternizing with The Enemy.

You guys got Feargie playing now?

I have a theory as to why you're going to die. BY MY HANDS!

"I'll take the Boob-O-Scope." you say. Ever the cautious consumer you put them on immediately to see if they work. Only you're still looking at the shady antiquities dealer. Big mistake. The shady dealer apparently had a gorilla for a father, and possibly a mother too. You see a dense forest of chest, back, and everywhere-else-hair that reminds you of your Aunt Gertrude. The only part of his body seemingly not covered in hair are his rosy nipples...which also remind you of your Aunt Gertrude. Your mind recoiling from the mental shock, you black out. An undetermined time later, you wake up in a hospital bed. There's a cute nurse in a very revealing uniform next to you. She's a blonde and is very well endowed. You always liked blondes; and brunettes, and redheads, and pretty much anything else on two legs, and when you have a few beers in you even four. Your handgun appears to be sitting next to you on the table and a rerun of Full House is playing on the TV. You can't seem to remember anything from the past 24 hours no matter how hard you try. Do you: A) Ogle the Nurse's breasts. B) Assume this is a hideous plot by unknown conspirators, shoot the nurse and ask questions later after a little 'personal time'. C) Ask the Nurse what happened. D) Go back to sleep after watching the wacky antics of the Tanner Family for a little bit.

I'm this close to posting the comparison pic again Mus? And even though you can't see me doing it, I'm holding the index finger and thumb of my right hand very close together in a manner that backs that up! Yeah, what now?!!

2: marked by a carefree unconventionality or disreputableness Damn you for getting in my way Lou! Damn you to Hell!

No, I think I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

Volourn. He says it's awesome food that's good for you. I worry about him sometimes. On topic: I thought it was common knowledge that all videogames are fancy electronic toys, fun to play with, but essentially time wasters.

A! A! A! A! A! A! A! A! A! A! A! What I's trying to say is: A!

Are you sure that it's just biting her?

Or is it because I'm too close to the truth?!! Also while I may not be suave, and I may be a jackass, my rakish charm makes up for it in person.

I'd be down with a new Sega console provided they didn't argue back and forth between the US and Japan branches. The Dreamcast was a b!tchin' little machine back in it's heyday, but it could've been a lot better if the two branches of Sega could've communicated better.

Man, I started a T.O.M.B.S. 5 thread with a Fionavar report but he didn't like it and it was deleted before anyone else posted. :'(

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

DO NOT WANT!

BECAUSE THERE WILL BE AND YOU'LL LIKE IT DAMMIT!

There it is.

I dunno, it was just, awful.

You're a bad, bad person for recommending that.

You're just trying to get him to interview Volo, Wals. Poor kid. :'(

I call YOU'RE FREAKING WRONG YOU LITTLE PUNK ASS SUCKA! WEST COAST REPRESENT!

Viewtiful Joe. This game is effing hard even on Kids.