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Clockwork Orange, Midnight Showing at Del Oro. This movie had more boobs and vaginas in it than any I'd ever seen that wasn't porn. I guess the dialogue and stuff was good too, kind of out there for me. But what's up with me being carded and the fifteen year old girl who I was with...not. What's up with that?!!

I'm not good at Chaos Theory because I find stabbing people, snapping their necks, and throwing them over railings to be way too much fun.

Erm...at the end of Episode One. I'm about to play Chaos Theory since it just came in the mail today.

I fought and ran!

Me too. It went *PTING PTING*

Man, you don't even know how stupid the people I deal with on a regular basis are. I got chewed out yesterday because someone thought FOR NO REASON AT ALL that because they ordered a large sammich the combo came with a large drink. Then they got all pissy when I explained the only way I could give them a large drink with a combo was to refund the order and ring them up again, because upsizing the drink from small to large is only forty cents whereas it's over a dollar to just ring it up. Hate people so much.

Dude, our old size example board said SIZE MATTERS! in big letters. Now we got a new one that says "HOW TO ORDER" and has examples of the sizes and the various choices. I miss the innuendo.

Man, I am not saying I would stab you Steve. But it is just effing impolite to come into a restaurant two minutes before it closes, order the cheapest item on the menu, then sit down and read a book for an hour.

ATi>Nvidia

If you're in NorCal stop in the Quiznos in Downtown Grass Valley and I'll hook you up man. I'll hook you up so good you don't even know.

Oh, also I just finished HL2 Episode 1. It was worth the twenty bones I paid for it even if it lasted me about 3-4 hours. Good game. Now I need to finish Blood Money, the AA bug I've got really pisses me off though since games on my system generally run faster in 800x600 with 4-8 (depending on game) AA on. But if I turn AA on in this game textures start disappearing.

It was more fun when you had no weapons. Once you get weapons it gets less scary. On the other hand even with weapons your character is still pretty dang frail compared to most shooters. The game's very atmospheric but I feel it suffered a lot from the way the production was managed by Bethesda. I almost didn't complete it because of a bug that manifested itself due to the nature of the way it was ported, had to do with differences in the movement speeds between the Xbox and PC versions. It was changed because due to the mouse on the PC version it was too jumpy, but this futzed with some triggers in a chase sequence and I kept getting killed. This was solved by not using the strafe keys at all during the sequence, which really made no sense because the strafe keys were faster in a strictly point A to B fashion. Still, killing Ancients is really fun, and if nothing else it was a memorable game that successfully recreated Lovecraft's world.

Hungry but strapped for cash? Try one of Quiznos Real Deals. At low low prices, and featuring selections such as our tasty Ham or Turkey subs, delicious Tuna, delectable Roast Beef, yummy Meatball or our savory signature Steakhouse Beef Dip; they'll fill you up without breaking the bank.

Hahaha. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I spent $30 on Preacher TPBs that I stayed up all night reading and finished in <6 hours.

I'm not familiar with that chain's policies, but if the doors are open and the lights are on, there's always a chance that someone would be willing to serve me. I'd go in and ask. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> If you do that in my store it'd make me want to stab you. Not that I actually would. Policy at the Grass Valley Quiznos is that we serve food until the doors are locked. We can't lock the doors until everyone leaves and there's always the **** who comes in and orders a bowl of soup and sits down to read for an hour. GRAR.

Why doesn't anyone ever think of a gene for homosexuality that for males is carried by females and vice versa. It's neat and tidy and it explains why they exist without going extinct all of a sudden. Since they haven't actually isolated the cause yet I can say this without being outright proven wrong.

<3 Employee Discounts. Have you tried mixing the Sweet Onion and Southwest Sauces Oerwinde? Because you should.

Man, I am going to have to fight Lou for this. TWO MAN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVE!

Subway's toaster sucks. F'real.

Yeah, but they've never eaten at a Quizno's with teh green Q. Our store is the second cleanest in California. EDIT: Uh, this is in response to Oerwinde's last post.

Subway is about thirty years older, give it time. Superior food and customer service always win in the end.

I don't have the mad GIF editing skillz. If someone would like to do this I wil totally put it in my sig.

It has come to my attention that only people with high IQs are allowed to post on the internet anymore. I'm not sure why this is as you'll soon kill the internet if you keep this policy, but I digress. Few years back a shrink tested me and my IQ was said to be at 168. Now that, plus my good looks, and being about twenty years younger than tarna, the previous winner of the internet, means I am staking my claim as king of the internet. Don't even try'n stop me Onur. P.S. I am sorry if this is nonsensical, or not as funny as I want it to be, but a friend had a seizure in my car earlier and I'm kind of strung out.

Because Quiznos totally has a better product, now for a limited time only try our Prime Rib and Peppercorn sub, lavished tenderly with a double portion of our premium Prime Rib, sauteed onions, mozzeralla cheeze, and our Mild Peppercorn dressing. Also we currently have a limited time sale on our Double Stacked Pastrami sandwich, which comes with a double portion of our deli style Pastrami, swiss cheese, a hearty portion of dill pickles, and our Chef's Recipe Smoky Onion Mustard.

Quiznos or Subway style?