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You just said you'd break roughly half of the board's rules with your bid. I'd vote for you.

Everything I do is an attempt at humor. You just aren't always aware of it.

Fixed.

Yeah, whatever, elfy.

In order to answer the question appropriately I need to know more about the picture in question. Does the picture depict acts of homosexual lust or passion? If the picture in question displays such acts and/or scenarios I think it is only appropriate to describe it as gay. It's certainly better than coining the participants a more derogatory term meaning homosexual. However, I have a longstanding track record in battling the use of the word gay as a derogatory term, and other hypocrisies and/or intolerances towards homosexuals. This caused me much grief as I went to a private Christian highschool, and of course, since I was presenting a reasoned argument against prejudice, this had to mean my own sexuality was up for question. Most recently I have punched my younger brother in the arm whenever using the word 'gay' in such a way. Tough love. P.S. Five pounds of fresh roasted coffee from downtown if you want it Cantousent, take it or leave it. P.P.S. If transport can be arranged I would be entirely willing to fight elfboy to the death.

Hi, I'll be the aesexual looking goth boy that's unsure about his sexuality but develops into a flaming homo as the game goes on.

Yeah but I can't read them. Gorram multilingual foreigners!

Lack of availability. Etc.

You win this time. This time.

I am stating my bid for the new moderation candidacy. I am qualified for the following reasons. 1. I am a veteran of these forums in all my rabble-rousing incarnations. 2. I understand the difference between productive and unproductive spam. 3. I have the proper sig. 4. I am a fair and reasonable adult human. 5. I am totally not an automated script. 7. I know where roughly half of you live. Discuss why I would/wouldn't make a good new overlord for you all. Also, I am now accepting campaign [read refined petroleum] contributions. I hope to have a smooth campaign and a successful time abusing you all when I am elected moderator through fair democratic process.

I've never read a French comic.

The game was totally sweet and awesome.

Snakeses.

Yeah, yeah you are.

You're hilarious!

True, Jesus never said a word about homosexuality. Therefore, I should focus more on evangalizing to homosexuals as opposed to classifying their mindsets as sinful. Jesus also wasn't homosexual though. In my eyes, Jesus has always been everything good, embodied in a human form. So also using my previous logic, homosexuality at best is not good. That is not to say that anything new after Jesus is wrong, but homosexuality was during Jesus' time, and he didn't practice it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You didn't actually think about this argument did you? There is no documented sexuality for Jesus at all. If anything, by this logic, Jesus was aesexual, and any sex at all is a sin. Therefore if you're not completely celibate like Jesus, inside or outside of marriage, you're a sinner. On the other hand there's other parts of the Bible that say sex between a man and a woman is a wonderful thing. Which one is it Blank? Make your arguments more airtight next time plzthx.

I'm late to the game, but I just wanted to point out that Job, the oldest book in the Bible; describes a round earth in Chapter 26. Also, I'd like to point out that you can make a pretty good argument using Blank's logic that homosexuality is no longer a sin; I mean, since the disciples writing the early Christian churches were the only ones in the NT to condemn it. Jesus never said a word, one way or the other.

Well then you know Meta survived because there's no way Eldar would ever make himself small enough to fit in his skin.

Wait, so I've been typing with my feet in the nude on webcam all this time for nothing?

Where's the totally sweet and awesome robots and cybernetic limb upgrades?

You know the American Court system's biased towards women when even the women admit to it. The ones I know usually follow it up with "It's because we're pretty, pretty princesses!"

Wait, my incredibly dense senses are tingling! You're getting a divorce Eldy? You realize this will make you incredibly poor. Better to off her before anybody has reason to suspect your involvement.

Oh well, time to take my fraudulent requests for bank details to post.

I was gonna say something mean but I actually kind of like it.

You know, before now the internet and one cute girl in my Math and Software classes are the only people who've gotten my age right. I hate you.