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I'll troll Star Wars fans but that's about it. Though sometimes the definition of troll gets so liberal that being a part of the peanut gallery is counted as trolling, in which case, yes.

I play girls in Saints Row. In fact, it's pretty much the only franchise where I do. Something about the absurdity of it all fits well. To be fair though, gender in Saints Row is a dynamic concept, as easily changed as one's hairstyle. P.S. I move my sliders to the left because I find it more aesthetically pleasing that way. Am I objectifying women by doing so? Should I move it to the far right to clear my conscience and fight off accusations of sexism?

Not that it's a useful comparison, but apparently about 5 million Xbones have been sold thus far. At $400-500 each, that's $2-2.5b worth of revenue - i.e. Microsoft could have given away every Xbone ever sold. Now that'd have been a fair sized bee up Sony's bonnet. Every now and then you hear stories about MS shareholders wanting the company to quit the gaming market altogether, so I wonder what they think of spending that equivalent amount of money to buy one game.

It's their way of telling you that you should play Crusader Kings 2 first and then import a save where the ERE controls all of Europe.

Now I'm sad that my title isn't Grand Master of Flowers.

I think it should be even more public: in each user's profile there should be a count of edits made, along with an average edits per post ratio.

Watched a gameplay stream of it yesterday, it's gorgeous when it chooses to be: the times where it doesn't think it has to outbrown and outgrey other modern shooters. Apparently it cheats a bit though, I'm told that prior to release, at E3 or whatever, the devs boasted that certain grand-looking sights weren't just static backgrounds/skyboxes but in fact were fully navigable areas that you could visit. Turns out ....not so, they are just pretty backdrops. Besides that, well, I appreciated that it didn't have loot spam like Borderlands - that Torchlight screenshot above is apt. But it has no discernable narrative (I'm informed that the game has a Bioware-esque 'codex' that explains stuff, except that instead of being ingame, the game just tells you to look it up on Bungie's website, erm...). And loading screens, oh god the loading screens. At any rate, less than an hour in and I'd pretty much lost interest, despite the hosts being people I like to listen to in general on just about any game or topic.

While I don't really do fighting games, Street Fighter (yes, the JCVD one) is the best video game movie adaptation ever.

To be fair, they did remove Jack Keane 2 from their catalogue.

Playing CK2 until about right now, waging a slow conquest of England having earlier formed Wales (with my capital in Northumberland, y'know, oop in Newcastle), when suddenly the Byzantine Empire fell into my lap via inheritance - apparently my husband who earlier somehow fluked his way into being elected Emperor changed the law to Primogeniture late into his reign and thus saddled my heir with the lot. And it's a powerful Byzantine Empire to boot, having expanded both east and west. It's kind of put a hard stop on my playthrough, because I'd have liked to try to build an empire of my own instead of having it thrust on me. :| I probably should have done more to try to get one of my younger kids as the heir to Wales so I could have kept going normally, but yeah, hindsight.

All AC games eventually get to that point, the sub quests start to get a little tiresome. The moment you start feeling like that just focus on the main quest Apt enough that DX feels like the complete opposite of AC then. I loved doing the little things in DXHR while wandering around both the Detroit and Hengsha hubs. But the actual core missions were an absolute chore and burnt me out, so much so that I just quit the game once I knew the hubs were done with, Never played Missing Link either.

I can't say I enjoyed TA, but I really appreciated how gracefully it was put together. Other RTSes had token clunky mechanics dealing with stuff like patrols, repairs, and even simple waypoints. TA put it all seamlessly together: want to direct a move to a particular spot then seamlessly begin a patrol with an arbitrary number of nav points? Trivial in TA, and construction units would autorepair things along the route to boot. Meanwhile more recent games like AoE2 had a patrol system where units could only be directly to stupidly move from one point to another, and to avoid pathfinding problems, the devs cheated by disabling collision detection for units on patrol so they just clip right through each other whenever they turn around. And god forbid you wanted to repair something small like a siege unit, the pixel hunting and pathfinding made it barely worth the risk that your repairers would path obliviously to their deaths. On the other hand, TA might be on record for having the dumbest opponent AI ever programmed. It was revealed that the AI works like this: 1) build random item from list of items eligible to be built; then, 2) any units that happen to be built using said random process, if it has an attack capability, attack nearest eligible target, which is whatever is closest, period, because the AI ignores fog of war. So yeah, TA - not my cup of tea, but I can appreciate in the way it moved the genre forward in a way subsequent imitators failed to even match.

http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/52308/grand-theft-auto-v-release-dates-and-exclusive-content Was that the level they decided to show off in the demo? Because it scared me off from actual game proper due to how insane it was. It'd probably have been better appreciated if they had another demo level before that to acclimatise the player to the game before throwing them in the deep end.

I think the issue for me, aside from the insane pace of the things, is autonomy. The gameplay design of that style of RTS deliberately strips as much autonomy as possible from your units in order to force you to micromanage as much as possible. If they thought they could get away with making you tie the shoelaces for every single unit you had on the field, they'd make you do that too. The attitude is that if your units had even the slightest hint of intelligence and common sense, that'd be "cheating". I'm their commander, not their bloody nanny. I play a little bit of AoE2, because my sister asks me to. At the very basic level I'm annoyed right away that to do scouting, I have to manually move my scout to exactly where I want, and have to remember to keep queuing up moves for it while I do all the other busywork. Why can't I just give it an order to go "scout the fog"? I can do it well enough in Civilization, even if it's suboptimal. Give me the choice. And don't get me started on how any resources carried by a villager instantly vanishes into thin air the moment you (mis)click them onto a different resource. My preference in games is completely the opposite. When I play the Sims, I set maximum autonomy and let my Sims do whatever they wish, intervening only in situations where a required action such as repairing a broken appliance isn't supported by the AI.

Maybe I'm embittered by the late 90s wave of C&C clones, but yeah, beyond the surface, what I mean is that I have no respect whatsoever for that action oriented, buiid-a-base then rush-your-enemies type gameplay. I mean, that skill at that type of game is measured by "actions per minute" is a fair clue that something's gone drastically wrong with the 'strategy' aspect of the games. Slower paced and more cerebral type RTSes I can respect, though I don't really play them. The Close Combats and the Gettysburg's, and I imagine how the likes of Homeworld and Total War play (never tried those). TN: Maybe not so much mainstream now, I guess my disregard for it is such that I haven't really noticed the genre shrinking to mostly just Starcraft, but still Starcraft is one of those games I reserve no fondness for and is emblematic of the RTS design issue. One of the most, if not singularly the most, overrated games of all time.

Save files normally get sent to your Documents folder, not the Steam install directory, so no. To get rid of the saves automatically going onto your SSD, you can change where your Documents folder lives. It's a Windows thing, not a Steam thing (just go to the Properties for the Documents folder), but it also means moving your other files that you might want to retain fast access to, so it's not a perfect solution. An alternative is, because most games don't let you customise save directory (bloody hell, we could do this in the 80s), is to use symlinks/junction points to 'trick' the games into saving onto your hard drive: essentially you leave a 'shortcut' in your Documents folder that actually points to a location on your HDD. (Think of a symbolic link as a "super" shortcut) P.S. I think Steam does save screenshots to the Steam install directory by default though, might be worth looking if you take a lot of them.

1: RTS is the worst mainstream videogame genre.

Haha, well I went with it anyway for a while, but pretty rapidly ran out of motivation since there was little else obvious once you'd made a decent house and a self-sustaining farm. I guess building for its own sake has never been a particular ambition of mine, so it was all "that's it then?" I like Lego, but give me a bucket full of random assorted Lego pieces and I likely won't do anything with them.

News of the latest poll results have reached Norway, where preparations anticipating Scotland's imminent independence have moved into full swing.

Yeah, but if you're digging and hear some noises, the game's audio isn't really such that you can really place where they are. Do I keep digging forwards, or do I go around the side? So I mostly stayed close to home where I know everything had been secured. I'd make the worst explorer.

I'm a bit of a chicken in general, something like Bloodlines is probably my limit, but then it's always been a bit odd to me that it could be considered a horror game: I don't consider it one when the player is the one playing the monster. Minecraft, I'm mainly unnerved by the possibility that for any given block that I dig through, there might be a dozen spiders behind it out for my blood. I'm very, very vulnerable to jump scares. The eel in Mario 64 still haunts me to this day.

Minecraft is too scary for me.

I didn't care about this whole independence issue before, but knowing this, I'm now 100% for Scottish independence. Excuse me while I go browse Amazon UK for all the stuff.

This Batmobile edition is better anyway: