catfight scene:
Handmaiden:He's mine!
Mira: No, He's mine!
Quagmire:catfight? ooh...right.
Who else but Quagmire?
Jingle starts:He's Quagmire,Quagmire
You never really know what he's gonna do next!
He's Quagmire, Quagmire
Quagmire:Giggity giggity let's have sex