I bought a shake from Mcdonalds once. I noticed a few lumpy bits, but assumed it was ice. A few minutes later I realised that sucking on the straw was bringing the bogeys from my nose and into my mouth. That was the furthest I've ever spat anything.
Because it touches America? And you've got to feel sorry for the Canadians. At least we have the English Channel seperating us from the French; they've got them in their country.
The trouble with fantasy is that there's too much of it. What with Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings becoming popular, every **** with a half-arsed ,sub-D&D wankfest is being published; meaning you have to wade through an ocean of sh!te to find the stuff worth reading.
Following the Bill and Ted theory, hell is specific to the person, so you may not find any music you like down there.
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Man, you're right. It'll be all James Blunt and My Chemical Romance