WinterSun

I found a strip of a necrophiliac and his dead girlfriends neck-stump. That might've been what he meant.

Decapitation, limb removal, nothing's too good for the Oblivion devs.

Two-handed broadsword. There's a pic around here somewhere.

I've only got a sword. Will that do?

This man is now on my death list.

Lynyrd Skynyrd - Freebird For whoever hated it.

Dude, you're like the Finnish me!

Of course, but it takes a load, and they're not much cheaper.

I'd do it, if Hitchin wasn't such a bitch to get to from here.

You say that, but anything that reduces the amount of ugly people in the world has to be good.

In my current Morrowind game I've made around 1.5 million gold.

Indeed. So, does she take after you or her mum?

Luck, probably. I've got quite far in the Fighters guild, that might have something to do with it. Weaponry is my problem. I'm still trying to find a decent two-handed sword to replace the dai-katana I got from the Blades monastery.

Oh, it's pissing me off immensely. There's nothing more annoying (aside from lockpicking) than having your sword run out of charge midway through a big battle. Trouble is, I need the extra 15 damage to have any chance of victory.

Huh. Must have missed that.

That's Ebony armour. I looted it off some Blackwood mercenaries while on a Fighters Guild mission. It was just after I made Champion. It's good stuff. I think the cuirass is 14 armour.

Once you know where everything is you can finish BG1 in just over a weekend.

Funny because it's true.

I wish I could afford a house. It costs me 2K a go to recharge my sword. It doesn't even last me through an Oblivion gate.

Fixed

I suppose, but if I had a daughter that hot I wouldn't want 'net geeks perving over her...

Is she really his daughter? Because there's topless photos on that site. Seems a little...unfatherly.

I thought I'd join in the fun and show you all how awesome I am.

Meh. CoF had some good songs when they started out.

Well, if China starts deporting it's prisoners instead of executing them, invading Australia could be a possibility "