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Bennett: Leather pant A black, sleeveless T-shirt A chain mail vest A large belt that turns said chain mail into a little skirt Fingerless leather gloves A dog chain choker A flat top A push broom moustache A leather belt that he wore around the chain mail vest, making it seem as if he were wearing a skirt. The homo eroticism in Commando was unparalleled. From the moment Arnie sneaks up behind his boss with a gun, "Silent and smooth--just like always." C'mon now! Do straight people talk to each other like that? Not to mention Arnie later proceeds to pick up a guy by his balls... And the single gayest moment in cinematic history: Arnie: "You can beat me... You want to put a knife in me. Look me in the eyes. See what's going on in there while you turn it. That's what you want to do to me, right? Come on, let the girl go. You and me. Don't deprive yourself of some pleasure. Come on Bennett; let's party." Bennett: "I don't need the girl--I don't need the girl!!"

Grammar to Kaftan Barlast, do you read me? ^_^

Don't be sad - all you need is a gimmick; you know, like a song or dance. Then you'll be unstoppable.

Oh I currenly use Limewire, but the Harvster uses Kazaa. :D

In terms of homosexuality, nothing can compete with the likes of Commando. In fact, look up homosexuality in the dictionary and it will say: see Bennett. ^_^

Pics damnit, we want pics!

Forget all that. Just get the Twister Duvet like I have. So much fun...even the girlfriend loves it. ^_^ http://www.boysstuff.co.uk/product.asp?id=10470#

Kazaa I believe. ^_^

Yes, my brothers - you've seen the light! :cool:

I've found him to be both ubiquitous, and yet, unobtrusive. Like telephone poles. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Indeed. I think it also helps that he happens to be rather thick-skinned to mockery he inevitably gets subjected to. Kudos to Baily - Obsidian's most loved post whore. ---- Did they test you on your jugular oral rend technique?

Back in the day, I had the TMNT pyjamas. :D

*checks to see that Maria Caliban & Darque aren't present* Agreed. :ph34r:

Ugh...when they "sing" the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle part, it's SO FU***** GRATING. I actually just mute the damn thing until it's over.

Of note however, it that the theme song for the new series is quite simply atrocious. Now the old one on the other hand...is legendary: ♫ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Turtles in a half shell, Turtle Power! ♫ --- Now that's an understatement. There is *NO* chick turtle. <_< --- Trying to forget damnit, trying to forget!

Favorite Turtle from old series: Rafael Favorite Turtle from movie(s): Leonardo Favorite Turtle from new series: Michelangelo (seriously, he's genuinely funny here - I mean ludicrously!)

Aye. Chronologically speaking, after Transformers & Thundercats (age 2 -5), Ninja Turtles was the next thing for me (age 8 I think). I loved the old series with it's comic charm (Beebob & Rocksteady - oh, the humanity). but I'm enjoying the new series also. Man, on aggregate (new series and old), I've probably seen every Ninja Turtles ep. :D EDIT: Damn! Yes of course, the movies! Ninja Turtles & Vanilla Ice - a timeless classic. ^_^

Our extraterrestrial buddy knows the person you seek (i.e. is clickable).

Awesome, Darth Flatus. Yes, from hence forth I shall be known as Jaguarus Prime. (w00t) Well, at any rate I've stripped the mantle from that loser Rodimus. Man, we have a great character in Hot Rod with infinite potential...and then they make him Rodimus Prime. What a waste.

So Sumo's are allowed to hunt whilst others can't? That's hardly fair.

I found the first season of BW to be a little lame, to tell the truth. Also: Check out the new avy. :cool:

--- Also: I like the new avatar Nart. Very evocative.

22 human years. 2 jaguar years. 43212 Cybertronian years.

E-company of friends Ninja aficionados

Why play a thoroughly mediocre game when great games are (or can be), at your disposal? Also: That avatar is seriously disturbing.