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If it came with a helmet, I'd buy it...or rent it and never bring it back. ^_^

:"> Only crap threads <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No, seriously man, you're a Post Whore. But really; you joined, what - last week? And now you have 1800+ freakin' posts! WTF?

Bambi was a gut-renching tragedy masked under the veil of a Disney cartoon. Poor Bambi's mother... :'(

Not to mention the fact it wasn't just a female villain...but the voice actress of Visas! Ahem...Picnic of Love. You know the drill, Kaftan. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh, dont get me started on that.. ah what the hell... THE KILLED VISAS DAMNIT! *rage* AND THEY DID IT AGAIN IN CRADLE 2 THE GRAVE!!! Ode to the unfairly murdered female villains portraied by Kelly Hu I was watering my rose garden and you walked by my place I almost ran up to you in a lustful, unsensitive haste I almost cried cause I acted so insensitive But I wanted you to know about the feather-soft warmth I could give I respect your feelings I respect your gender I respect your existence I'll always be tender Cause I respect your feelings As a woman and a human I'll be the gardener of our bouquet of love A flower-wielding soldier with the grace of a dove I'll love you all, heart, mind and soul, I'd never think of anything cheap I'll read you some of my poems before you go to sleep I respect your feelings I respect your gender I respect your existence I'll always be tender Cause I respect your feelings As a woman and a human <{POST_SNAPBACK}> * *Courtesy of Baley Inc. ®

<{POST_SNAPBACK}> Damnit! I deserve to be worshiped. ---- No, it's not. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah it is - the Religon of Faithlessness. :D

Damn! How could I forget? When they shot the wolf in Dances With Wolves. :'(

Not to mention the fact it wasn't just a female villain...but the voice actress of Visas! Ahem...Picnic of Love. You know the drill, Kaftan.

Especially when there were alternative ways of "squirting her full of adamantium".

Yes, fellow friends and n00bs, it's time to admit your shame! Which movie moments made you cry that is. *looks over shoulder to check no one's looking* O.K I'll go first: When Optimus died in Transformers the Movie, I cried. :'( When Arnie was "terminated" in T2, I cried. :'( When Maximus died in Gladiator, I cried. :'( When Gandalf "died" in Fellowship, I nearly cried...even though I knew he really didn't die. Now when you've finished pointing and laughing at the jagi, how 'bout you folks share your "just some dust in the eye" moment.

They did a sequel to the song, but there hasn't been a flash movie made from it unfortunately. It includes Jar Jar talking about how useless he is and C3P0 talking about how gay he is. EDIT: Ok, so they did do a movie for it. But its nowhere near as good as the first one. Warning: The language in this one is a lot more explicit than the first one too. http://www.newsandentertainment.com/zfswgangsta2.html <{POST_SNAPBACK}> (w00t)

Did you see, hear, touch, feel, or taste them? I'm very curious on this. It all sounds very naughty. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thats real hott :ph34r: can i watch? <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

1. No known species of reindeer that can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not completely rule out flying reindeer (which only Santa has ever seen.) 2. There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total-378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each. 3. Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept),we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75-1/2 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding and etc. This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second-a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour. 4. The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload-not even counting the weight of the sleigh-to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison-this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth. 5. 353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance-this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecrafts re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force. :D

<{POST_SNAPBACK}> This one's for you Oerwinde: Cookie for Oerwinde ^_^

Bah! Two crap teams really. Liverpool who are languishing in 5th in the Premier League are hardly European Champion material. And as for the AC Milan side that was so handsomely trashed 3-1 by PSV in the Semi-Final 2nd leg....well, they frankly don't deserve to be here.

We need this emoticon:

The shame!

Dang... 14/15... I always mix up Slag and Sludge. I was expecting this quiz to be a little more obscure. EDIT: Wow... I'm a little more impressed with my score after seeing how many people answered those questions wrong. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Something more obscure, eh? Let's see if you can repeat your mean feat. Quiz Advanced Quiz

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But who dares take the test?

Right on! :D

K2 was by far the best incomplete game I've ever played. ^_^

Darth Benededict is teh R0x0rs! (w00t)

Priceless.

F***! These teams are stacked. That kid has no skillz. I think he haX. ^_^