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LOL. I should hope so. But it sounds like you've had some mod management experience, starwars. And I don't mean the snazzy weidu installer kind. Ever mod anything famous? Like something the average Obsidianite would pat you on the back for instead of lynching you - though I suppose that too would make you (in)famous.

Hey, if they're dead not only can they not be insulted, but I'm also remembering them in all their (hyped) glory. And if by some miracle they're still alive, a little controversy ought to ignite public interest and/or give them the spark to prove me wrong. See, it's a win-win situation for everybody. They should be thanking me really. And some people think I'm uncharitable. *tsk tsk*

Just like hookers then.

Don't listen to Capt. America and is democratic dogma! Red Skull is the future! More power to the people!

...better make that 3 years ago I think its safe to say this thing is dead. You have to admire their gall though: Not only did they promise release date upon release date which passed them by faster than Winona Ryder can shoplift Saks, but they release the half-done, bug-ridden, remnant of their module as "New Purgatorio Content release! Yay - grab some b00bies and celebrate!". Granted, the Pugatorio fanbois/gurls lap up every excuse they're fed (they're from the same genealogy as the Team Gizka you see), but it's still high grade audacity. Ah well, another amateur-wannabe-professional group bites the dust. RogueDao, I guess it just wasn't meant to be. Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

No. Wait until they bundle it with six other DLC and sell it as a pack if you want your money's worth. Personally, I'd like them to sell Warden's Keep 2.0, where after you secure the Keep, you can actually go inside of it again. Maybe buy fish for your aquarium. Not to mention that big-eared Avernus is having free run of the keep. Listen Chimp, I allowed you to stay - now I better damn well be seeing the results of my genetically engineered freakshow. Darkspawn don't fight themselves you know!

I know, it sucks worse than going hunting with D1ck Cheney. But I wouldn't worry about it. I think. Since it's just an alpha I'm hoping (praying) that those are just placeholder voices.

I certainly hope so. Although those magnificently drawn portraits of luscious b00bies in all their titillating splendor was invigorating at the time, it's very much a thing of the past I'm afraid. With the technological improvements of the Havok engine, we demand 3D rendered b00bies juggling in accordance to Newtonian physics. Any less than that, and it'll be Witcher IN NAME ONLY!

The woes of Gorth and his stolen credit cards. Gorth, my man, you're supposed to charge those babies within 1 to 2 days max AFTER the theft. If you wait too long, the true owners will cancel the cards, silly...

Holy Crap! Eidos Collector Pack: Includes: Hitman 2: Silent Assassin, Hitman: Blood Money, Battlestations: Midway, Just Cause, Hitman: Codename 47, Deus Ex: Game of the Year Edition, Deus Ex: Invisible War, Thief: Deadly Shadows, Tomb Raider: Legend, Project: Snowblind, Rogue Trooper, Infernal, Kane and Lynch: Dead Men

The ultimate tactic that has faithfully served me well from BG to NwN, from VtM:R to KotOR, from Drakensang to DA, from the birth of Baby Jesus to the death of Dave Gaider's beard clippings is... ... ... ...wait for it... ... *drum roll* ... ...Jag's Group Pummel! Now also available for women! Simply highlight every thug in your murderous group and concentrate their anti-social lynching on one hapless individual until they've been properly beaten into a bloody pulp. What then you say? Rinse and repeat, of course! Now with Jag's money back guarantee, you'll never need another tactic ever! Remember kids, try this at home!

Amen to that. That's one of the reasons why I always side with the Scoia'tael. Well, except for the first playthrough where I sided with the Order only because Siegfried came off as a great (if somewhat naive) dude. To me the Order is nothing but a racially supremacist, psychopathic, tyrannical group hellbent on ethnic genocide. You can make the argument that the Scoia'tael are also racist, and terrorists to boot who will even resort to killing civilians, but to me they were bereft of choice. Unlike contemporary terrorists, the Elves exhausted every alternate option of recourse. Their peaceful protests fell on deaf ears, and every petition for equal rights was not only rebuffed, but countered with greater confiscations of their liberties. And not only were their backs up against the wall in their fight for equal rights, but the were also fighting against the survival of their race of whom the humans were driving to extinction. You can't have any more compelling reasons than that IMO. Anyway, what's your Order vs Scoia'tael position (at least how they were portrayed in the game)?

Well, is she fat? That might be your first clue...

So any idea when this Return to Ostagar DLC comes out? Let's hope its better than Bio's last ME DLC. Pinnacle Station my ass.

Ugh - I meant City Elf origin story (the Dalish Elf origin was probably the worst, LOL). -- I think you're probably right, viru. But, if I'm correct in assuming that the was one of these Nilfgaardian agents, how do you think they acquired the mutagens from Salamandra? -- To be fair, the non-enhanced edition runs poorly on just about every rig. -- You'd have to be foolish (or queer) to turn down an offer of free, high quality b00bies. -- Yeah, some stealth skills would definitely be nice. Even though being stealthy isn't something you would associate with a witcher, Geralt's going to need to handle assassins. So to know your enemy, you must become your enemy... Heck, at the very least, a more nuanced herbalism, poison coating, potion making, and bomb making skill system would be appreciated. That, and a diplomacy/intimidation system you suggested. -- I agree with that statement, except perhaps for the end choice of the first chapter. Even if one of the sides is really depicted in shades of grey, the other one is so evil that there really isn't a choice at all. You're probably right, but was hardly a saint mind you. I think it was alluded that , but yeah, it's so speculative that it hardly justifies .

How is this better than Pure Pazaak?

Jean Reno I haven't seen a lot of his movies, but what I have seen has been outstanding. That's why both La Femme Nikita and Leon are Omega Supreme*. Both star Jean Reno, and both directed by Luc Besson. * "Don't say my name and pretend I don't exist. Don't you love me anymore?" "Quit your yapping and fetch me a bottle of energon like a good fem-bot." "Why do you close your eyes when we make love?" *SMACK* *Chooka-Chooka-Chee* Aeeiiii! "Look what you made me do?! Do you think I enjoy transforming you?!" *sob* "Don't cry Big O! I'm sorry. You know you're the only one for me."

This is something I'm really looking forward to - even more so than ME2 or AP. For me, Witcher was one of those rare landmark titles that set a benchmark for intelligent gaming, much like PS:T. The dark fantasy juxtaposition with contemporary issues breathed fresh air into what was becoming a rather tepid genre. There was no black and white choice of morality in Witcher, just shades of grey, which perhaps is the most realistic approach to causality. Even having played the first game several times, it's had to decide which faction/path held the higher moral ground. Was terrorist freedom fighting justified against tyrannical racial oppression? And the choice/consequence system was second to none, and the closest we've seen since then is DA. I seriously doubt DA would be what is is without the Witcher's influences: the choice/consequence system; the gift giving system; the similarities in the creation of Witchers and Grey Wardens; and the racial segregation/oppression of Elves theme. On the latter, I don't believe Bioware exploited this opportunity for exploration as much as they could have. The Dalish origin story (IMO the best origin) gives you but a taste, which ultimately leaves you unsatisfied and wanting to play more Witcher! Judging by the above vid, it seems that Aard and Igni are back with a vengeance. So here's to hoping that Witcher 2 continues to kick ass and juggle b00bies!

Someone be a good chap, and buy this, play it, and post a review for us. FFS, we're not asking a lot you lazy good for nothing pleb. Do your civic forum duty so that there can be a Festivus for the rest of us!

^Leon's the best assassin movie of all time. Bad Ass French d00d was teh main man in that movie, not Princess Amidala.

Yo Hit Girl, I'm real happy for you and imma let you finish, but La Femme Nikita (French version) is the best female assassin movie of all time!

Because vampires are stupid and anything that involves them is inherently trash. 'salem's Lot and Dracula are both pretty good novels. Yo Dracula, I'm real happy for you and Imma let you finish, but VtM: Redemption is one of the best vampire games of all time!

It's like that girl down the street. You know, the one your parents are always trying to set you up with. She's not overtly objectionable or anything, and she's pretty homely so she'll cook and clean for you and mind the kids. The problem, of course, is that she's boring as sin and would rather chore away at her fetch-and-carry daily routine than embark on any real adventure. She won't instill within you that passion that'll keep you up all night into the wee hours of the morning begging for one more kiss. For me, Storm of Zehir is like that.

Beam is the new pulse. Worth buying for that alone.