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  1. Does anyone have a pic of that fanart where Sand is yelling "Objection!" much to shock and amazement of everyone else? It was epic. Bonus Oner wins TEH INTERNETS!!11
  2. DA>ME>KOTOR>BG2>JE>BG>NWN. Just get it so you can hate on it. Indeed. ME2 (you heard it hear first folks!) > DA > ME > NWN (as a package) > JE > BG2 > BG > KotOR > Sonic
  3. Indeed. Nothin escapes this girl. I was kidding back there (mostly) but since you seem so keen on the subject of video game relationships here is what I have to say on it. Actually, I was pretty much satisfied with the fade to black approach of BGII since the romance (Jaheira) that led up to that point was fulfilling. The "sex" was just a part of it, and to be frank - the least important part (I had no idea that there would in fact be sex, and I didnt care). With Mass Effect they "introduced" sex (visually), but there was no emotional attachment to the potential love interests at all. When there's nothing satisfying about the romance it becomes a game of choose-the-right-answer-to-get-in-my-pants. Since I'm not expecting anything better of ME2, I want the reward for the minigame to be a bit more interesting, (read: naked women) not a family friendly sex scene. In short: since they dont give a toss for my appreciation of an engaging romance, they might as well appeal to my base instincts. This desire comes out of the very very low expectations I have for this game, and their future games. I've nothing against exploring more relationships and pushing the limits of the sex taboo in computer games, as long as it doesnt tarnish the core playing experience (by being lackluster in some way). What I dont want to see is them putting in sex just because the Witcher is doing is, and because it sounded like a very "mature" idea at the time - and then when they finally shoehorn it in somehow it turns out to be meh. An unfulfilling relationship followed by unfulfillling sex is a lose-lose situation. (in life as well, lol) An engaging relationship followed by tasteful and graphic sex is a win-win situation. But if I had to pick just one of those, it would always be an engaging relationship, (Jaheira, Deionarra, Fall-from-Grace ) simply because of the role play potential. Hear, hear! Listen Bio - learn from Witcher! Give us b00bie cards!
  4. So Kelly Chambers, Miranda Lawson, Subject Zero, Tali, & Samara are all tappable chicks of the crew? That's plenty of interstellar pootang for one player.
  5. Australians with moral sensitivity is like having the descendants of Dracula develop hemophobia.
  6. Nice underwear. B00bies? Cat fight? Cat fight with juggling b00bies?
  7. Why are all the chicks in ME butterfaced? FFS Bio, get your act together else our nerdgasm turns epic fail.
  8. Does anyone have a pic of that fanart where Sand is yelling "Objection!" much to shock and amazement of everyone else? It was epic.
  9. This is awesome. I'm definitely going Vanguard the first time. Unlockable after ME2 clear data.
  10. You Cheating Bastard! You said that you'd only ever do the **** countdown on me!
  11. This was definitely vintage Cameron, and I loved every minute of it. The thing that sets James Cameron (and Ridley Scott) from their peers, is their ability to capture the human drama agmonst all the guns and explosions. Form with substance...now in 3D. What more could you want from a popcorn flick?
  12. What is your computer right now?
  13. Thanks for the suggestions guys, I'll look into it ASAP.
  14. I need a Ninja or Samurai RPG to satisfy my katana slaying, kimono disrobing, & kunoichi bedding fix. Recommendations anyone?
  15. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics...t-football.html Featuring "Wild Wendy, who is outgoing and adventurous, Frigid Farrah, who is reserved and shy, a young unnamed doll with a na
  16. Everything with more than two eyes dies in my game. Everything with more than two balls dies in mine.
  17. I managed to download the vid before it was taken down. I'll probably get in trouble for this but here it is: Game over man, game over!
  18. I hope there'll be a chance to catch up with Baatorian Bad Boy if you spared him in Mass 1.
  19. I.e. Shepherd's meat puppet finally gets a one-on-one interview with Emily Wong's tripod chong.
  20. Of course. How could I have forgotten to benchmark a mod against the bastion of efficiency that is Duke Nuken Forever?
  21. To materialize Hah, well you've got me there. -for I've got you.
  22. Give them to me. Right now.
  23. Screw that! Give us wanamingos!
  24. 1) Who's Suze? 2) Tali booty!?
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