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Do you think I'm playing ME 2 for the deep plot and characterization?! Girl-on-Girl action, baby! Edit: Dammit, Purkake called it first!

No all-ship orgies - confirmed on the Bio boards Because after all, Shep only has one **** Not a problem. Shock Trooper reduces the **** cool down time.

4...preferably at the same time?

1. Who's the DLC side-kick? 2. Who are the 5 tappable ship bitches?

Oh, but I haven't ignored BG2. When I speak of BG, I'm speaking of the entire series unless specifically stated to be BG1 or BG2 otherwise. That being said, my criticisms still apply to BG2. I think it's you that'll be hard pressed to find many characters apart from Anomen or Viconia that aren't flat in the BG series. That's probably why Viccy is one of Bio's best NPCs of all time. But that's too little, too late, to redeem the BG series as a whole in terms of being a better role-playing experience than Bio's later releases. There IS such a thing as true role-playing at least in a game sense (though I'm not averse to it in a sexual sense with the right chick mind you ). But let's start with what true role-playing isn't. A game suddenly doesn't become a good role-playing experience simply because you can "stretch your imagination to believe it to be so". Otherwise, Tomb Raider would be the best RPG of all time. You know, you'll be hard pressed to find a guy who can't stretch his imagination to believe that they're really in control of Lara's b00bies. Role-playing quality has tangible, measurable characteristics. Its defined by the totality of its choice and consequence based on the players input. True, all games have basic choice and consequence (clear the level + kill the boss = beat the game). But that does not an RPG make. That's why you look to the totality of the choice and consequence. One of the ways this is is reflected is of course on event based choices of the player resulting in ending based consequences of the game. This is one department where Bio improves upon again and again. The other way choice and consequence is reflected is through character development of those your player associates with. As mentioned above, BG characters tend to remain flat in this department, whereas the recruits in Bio's later games are quasi or wholly dynamic. Now if ascertaining the quality of role-playing aspects is based on objectively determinable characteristics rather than on one's arbitrary caprice, then yeah, color me Volo.

I'm not really sure about all the other women out there; But I like to think of my 'little brain' as giving me a reason to be extremely random aswell as an excuse to forget things I don't wish to attend Just a random point of view ^^ Quiet wench! Get back inside your tortoise shell like a good lass, and leave this serious matter of debating to us men.

Fall? LOL Every subsequent Bio game since BG has been (more or less) an improvement over its predecessor. If you're not Volo, how do you figure that? I wouldn't let myself get drawn into it if I were you. The hell? Has Volo-Bashing become the new fad now? Stick to the topic...or b00bies. Boobies are nice too. Anyway, for all its plaudits, BG was probably one of Bio

Okay, ME nerds. Jags needs your help. While spending my afternoon break gazing at pr0n, I noticed that I inadvertently deleted my ME folder, shamefully thinking it was spyware side-effect of digital juggling gazooms. Treacherous pr0n! Why dost thou tease me so? But fear not gentle gamer - for Bio are super clever and included the Bio ME Save Games Bling in My Documents where my intergalactic poontang exploits are safe and sound. Unfortunately, I don't know which file is which (as they're generically named) and I can't load it as my ME disc is hidden somewhere amongst my cache of hardcopy porn underneath my bed. So the question I pose to thee is which is the last file that I want to import into ME2: the highest numbered save or the autosave? The highest numbered save is not only the highest number but it's also the largest save. On the other wang, the autosave is the chronologically last file to have been modified.

Fall? LOL Every subsequent Bio game since BG has been (more or less) an improvement over its predecessor.

I think sexual subplots are unnecessary. What we need is sexual PLOTS.

It's supposed to be. Just like tantric sex. Just sit back and enjoy the ride.

Annah romance is overrated. FFG romance is nonexistent. Deionarra romance is the best unilateral romance of all time.

FFS Volo, keep your fanbois/fangurls/stalkers in their shoebox where they belong. Every thread that I browse is infected with your troll entourage. Back on topic, how exactly do we import that Blood Dragon armor into ME2? I hope I don't need that little paper thingy as it's gone the way of Interplay...

Yo Biting Pear, I'm real happy for you and Imma let you finish, but Iron Mike was the best biter of ALL TIME!

Yeah. Killing Archie was about as rewarding as fighting Grolms in tunnels. Or dating a Welsh chick.

That's because they're not part of Europe. They're our 51st state.

The Terminus Armor deal is a must! Not only does it look uber but that gravity gun is gamebreakingly awesome! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDwKH-n8RHs -- NOOO! Did Ashley just get ?

*fap fap fap* What you say?!

A matter of principle. It's not the way things customarily work around these parts, and I'm not going to support anyone who thinks they can change it. Also, the $ is not the currency around these parts. Which is why you get more principle for your $. Not only do you get what you pay for, but you also get when you pay for. If you don't want to cough up the advance dough then you settle for crappy copy of average Joe.

If it's true, my head may just assplode from too much awesome. In space, no one can hear you SQUEEEE!!

You only need $5 to exercise the Gamestop option.

Welcome back ladies and gents! Now its pre-order time. Should I preorder and receive Bonus A: Inferno Armor which increases negotiation skills, run speed, and combat damage: -- Or should I preorder from Gamespot and receive Bonus B: The Terminus Assault Armor which augments run speed, damage, shields, and adds an additional magazine of reserve ammo, and also the M-490 Blackstorm Heavy Weapon which generates a localized gravity well: I'm going Vanguard on the first playthrough, so I'm not sure how useful that gravity gun will be. On the other hand, Termy Armor gives nerdgasms and Gravity Gunz are made from pure awesome. Decisions, decisions!

There's of course also Piranha Bytes, CD Projekt, Arkane Studios, Radon Labs, etc. You forgot Larian Studios. Bow your head in shame!

No, don't do that. Now it's time to play Witcher. It's perfect for a DA hiatus.

Text-based? I'll stick to my Fake Dragon RPG thank you very much.