jaguars4ever

PURE GOLD! :D

Ah - but if Mr. Authority has taught us anything is that deleted threads never truly get deleted; they simply remain locked away from the access of "lesser users"...until of course a benovelent "higher user" decides to revisit the aformentioned Thread Mausoleum, and leak the quotes, one by one... "

Meanwhile over at HQ... - "Moo-vie Patch, that sounds FABULOUS." - "Oooh, I like it, I like it. Let's open it up with that Recycle-Bin thing."

Your just mad because he's a beefcake. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah, Vol's just jealous 'cuase he wants some of that beefcake lovin' for himself. You know - it's the usual homo-erotic repression manifesting itself through utter revulsion, American Beauty fiddle-deedoo-fiddle-deedum. "

Only for necrophilic Ghost & Vol. Given that Volo's a robot, T3's pretty much a given. Did I mention Ghostie swings both ways?

I think arcade games were my first: Space Invaders, natch. First computer game was probably the one I created (written in BASIC for the Challenger 1P, 1kB of RAM). First game on my own computer (Apple //e, 64kB RAM including the 16kB "language card") was Star Trek (an ASCII RTS game played over many grids). <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm not sure if I've played that one, but EGA Trek was one of my personal favs. Damn, that game was so fun and addictive. For the uninitiated ^_^

Any chance we can get STRIP PAZAAK featuring oppenents such as Bastila, Leia, Handmaiden, Visas, Mira and Uthura Ban?

Indeed, that was very generous of you to offer (as was :alanschu:'s offer to subcede into Russia). However, that's not the way the rules work I'm afraid. --- One might ask you the same thing. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you simply don't understand the rulebook. I am aware it can be stodgy and over-complicated at times. --- You are responsible for yourself in terms of the managment of your armed forces. I, amongst many of the others am more than happy to aid you in understanding the rules/theory etc. provided by the game therein. However, failing to proactively seek aid in helping yourself better comprehend the rules is no reason to begrudge another of their comparative success(es).

Open Player Vacancies: Austria (applicant Bokishi's acceptance pending approval by the eccentric GM Archie) England -- One could have considered asking the Aishur - the English player in OBS-2 - to lend his expertise, but ironically it seems that he has gone AWOL.

A minor setback perhaps, but you're hardly on the brink of collapse. I seriously doubt France will go for an all-out-invasion of England when it has the likes of Germany, Italy and the Ninja Chimp population of North Africa to worry about. More importanly, did I mention the crate is sexually active & ribbed for your pleasure?

And turn down an offer of bukkake-free vodka?

That's cool. Now all we need to do is find another replacement for SoE, and get Arch to fix a few of the errors. :cool: Unless of course SoE changes his mind? I'll ship you a crate full the finest Russian vodka.

Also: Austria should have been prompted to have 2 builds this winter, Archie. --- Additionally: Thanks for the table picture Arch. All you need to do is remove the second http:/ insert between the image tags, so "user posted image" is replaced with this:

Accelerated turns times are meant to be a convenience, not a hindrence. As such, I'm all for lenghtening turn times it means :alanshu: & SoE can join us. :cool: Also: Archie, for the builds/removals you have Turkey as "none needed", but it does in fact require one removal. This is a bit of a pickle as Skynet would now know what everyone elses builds are. On the other hand, he was not informed that he had to remove a unit. So as to whether he now specifies which unit is to be removed, or whether the GM chooses (on the maxim that units furthest away from HSC's are removed first, and then fleets before armies), is your call Archie.

You were talking about 'gameplay' and so was Lord Miltiades, to whom you were replying. Why the condescending lecturing about my reading abilities when you can't even remember what you wrote yourself ? <_< That main offence of course lies in the fact the original Jedi Knight wasn't even mentioned... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> How about... "NO." -- You really do need to learn to read. It's not that hard, and plus I have faith in you Opus - you can do it if you try! Numbers clearly was talking about game mechanics, and not randomly stating which game is teh r0x0rz liek yuo d1d n00b! In fact he outlined few of the game's faults as well: -- Also, you were you one who initiated the "condescending lecturing" with your "bat **** insane" insinuation. You may respond when you pass basic literacy or when your balls drop. Whichever comes first.

He hasn't been on since August the 15th. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Also, about the same date last century when "golly" was still considered cool to use.

Um..Mets? My "former" unit in Venice should still be in Venice. :D If a nation A's unit fails to move into and adjacent province due to the fact another nation B moved into said province do to his superior support, nation A's unit is NOT destroyed, correct? I'm under the impression that it merely stays put in it's original province. Am I right to believe that the only way a nation's unit can be destroyed is if the province it's CURRENTLY occupying is taken by an opponent and it has no possible/listed escape routes? Perhaps you can clarify the the supposition using real examples like you always do. ) -Jag. -- No, that's okay, you're absolutely correct. Units are only destroyed if they don't retreat from a province (either because no retreats are listed or none are possible) they were dislodged from, and they can only be dislodged if the province they begin the turn in is occupied, and they have not moved out of said province (either because a move order failed or another kind of order was given). -Reveilled.

And here I was assuming Mets was talking about his copper partner. " --- What's with the tone? It's not your life, so let it go. This is a game forum, I hope that I wouldn't be persecuted if I had a partner. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thanks for that, n00b. But no one cares for the grandma attitude. )

I haven't seen the movie, but considering that almost no one on the planet saw the movie, everyone seems to mock it. I think we often readily accept what the media tells us about a movie and pass it on as our own opinion far too often. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> My partner watched it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Partner? Partner? Mets - is there something you should tell us right about now?

*gets Ender started on Furries & Stuffies*

If you were part of the simulation, then you'd truly be a firewall among sims. :cool: [sarg : +5 TOMBS]

Getting old? Legend or no, the man's two blood generations short of Caine.

"Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest of us all?"

There's always someone who has to cross the line... EDIT: Pun NOT intended.

[ Kor Qel Droma : +10 TOMBS ] [ Deral "moves" Din : -2 TOMBS ] --- "Jags is not above the law. Jags IS the law!"