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Not a problem for me, Gorth. Look what I got last Christmas! :D

Click Here to get a Virus! I'm not joking.

Bukkake is always stealing the limelight...but in Japan, sharking is the in thing right now.

"That's not a belly button..."

"Come to Mama, baby!"

Hello Revan Solo.

Surely you can't believe Bioware fronted all the the cash for production without a partner(s), do you?

Surely you c-can't m-mean t-the...the...Pariah Dog?!

Numbers. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Seconded. Although the gay-incestuousosity of Achilles makes it a really tough call.

Wiell yoiui cain sitoip woiiniderinig.

'Tis also a sure fast way to deceive your investors and tarnish your reputation should it be untrue. C'mon now, we're talking about Bioware here - not Mom & Pop's Pizza Kitchen.

The Bukkake Times, 17 Апрель 1903 The Mouth of Madness As King James sinks deeper into the realms of lunacy, the people of England continue to suffer from the erratic, schizophrenic outbursts of their maniacal ruler. Random executions and inhuman food rationing has gripped this once proud nation, deforming it into a plethora of chaos and destruction. Fortunately, Russian and French forces were able to intercept and destory his personal carrier in the North Sea - shipping opium to undoubtably sate the King's widely publicised drug addiction. "The Sovereign nations of France and Russia can abide by this no more," declared Tsar Jaguar. "No longer will an English child go without bread whilst their leader indulges in demented vices. King's James reign of terror must be put to an end. We and the French currently have the tyrant surrounded in his palace in Buckingham. London WILL fall this year. King James must be brought to justice."

Yeah - half a million sold which Bioware are happy with, and critically acclaimed by many to be one of best RPG's of recent times. Real humiilating, huh Nurbs. C'mon, you can do better that that - Number Man has faith in you.

Yeah - you don't even follow TOMBS standard arithmetic number-line it seems. TOMBS integers: 1-5, not 0-7 dear Eldar. If something's ZERO you just don't list it. Otherwise min is 1, no?

Of course nothing beats the time your Ioninan bound fleet "sailing in the opposite direction" to the Tyrrhenian Sea. :D

Also, you can't have 6's, Eldar. That's why 5 is called the max, no?

What's going on? I was in Norway & Sweden a second ago, and now I'm in the North Sea where the inviso-English fleet has activated its cloaking device?! --> (w00t) -->

Now here's a FO2 War Story I came across on my netventures. Takes place in The Den: "Player (level 2) manages to piss off Joey in conversation, runs into Becky's chased by thugs, and hides behind Rebecca. Joey fires at player and hits Rebecca, casino guard fires at Joey and hits gambler. Eventually gamblers and townspeople are fighting each other and guards, guards are shooting gamblers and thugs, and Joey gets killed by Rebecca while still trying to shoot player. Then guard misses and kills orphan outside, two orphans storm the casino and even score a critical hit before being gunned down by the guards. Meanwhile, a guard accidentally hits another guard, guards start shooting each other, and as one guard runs out the door the entire battle spills out into the street! A few more people are killed out there. Combat ends, one of the surviving guards turns and walks back into the casino, while five or six guards and casino patrons remain outside, most of them severely wounded. One gambler, standing out in the street, comments: "Damn, Becky's was the only place to gamble around here!" Priceless. ^_^

Has any established Volourn's gender yet? The current consensus is that it's a Female Cyborg sent from the future to kill us all. In that case I nominate Volourn as Medusa. ^_^ -- Also: Clearly Number Man should be Achilles! (with Nurbs as his heel).

And I claim dibs on the nations of all the present players.

Smeelia! Opa-di-nopa bu-casa. <_<

"Go on Eldar - whip it out."

*Mets sails away with Pirate Ghost crew...*

*re-seals himself effortlessly* "You've been a very naughty girl Darque..."