Raithe Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurlshort Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Well, they are very different because Chlamydia will stay with you after you make the choice the one time, whereas you make a choice every time you engage in the addictive behavior. Not quite ha ha funny Raithe. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orogun01 Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 Well, they are very different because Chlamydia will stay with you after you make the choice the one time, whereas you make a choice every time you engage in the addictive behavior. Not quite ha ha funny Raithe. So if you keep getting Chlamydia does it count as an addiction? 1 I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guard Dog Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 A Mafia Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into a room to meet with his former accountant. The Godfather asks the accountant: “Where is the 3 million bucks you embezzled from me?” The accountant does not answer. The Godfather asks again, “Where is the 3 million bucks you embezzled from me?” The attorney interrupts, “Sir, the man is a deaf mute and cannot understand you, but I can interpret for you.” The Godfather says, “Well ask him where my damn money is!” The attorney, using sign language, asks the accountant where the 3 million dollars is. The accountant signs back, “I don’t know what you are talking about.” The attorney interprets to the Godfather, “He doesn’t know what you are talking about.” The Godfather pulls out a 9 millimeter pistol, puts it to the temple of the accountant, **** the trigger and says “Ask him again where my damn money is!” The attorney signs to the accountant, “He wants to know where it is!” The accountant signs back, “OK! OK! OK! The money is hidden in a brown suitcase behind the shed in my backyard!” The Godfather says, “Well….what did he say?” The attorney interprets to the Godfather, “He says…go to hell…that you don’t have the guts to pull the trigger.” 8 "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teknoman2 Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 7 The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndiraLightfoot Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 Took a week to prepare so that Van Damme could do his epic split between these Volvo trucks: Business as usual for a Swedish squirrel, gleaning food on a winter's day just recently: 2 *** "The words of someone who feels ever more the ent among saplings when playing CRPGs" *** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 6 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 Because it's Christopher Lee... 4 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injurai Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orogun01 Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 Fear 3 2 I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teknoman2 Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 Double Dragon The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadySands Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 5 Free games updated 3/4/21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadySands Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 Free games updated 3/4/21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 7 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 5 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katphood Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 dat pot! There used to be a signature here, a really cool one...and now it's gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smjjames Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 I can imagine the cat going 'what are you laughing at?' and looking to find the funny. dat pot! I'm guessing they're supposed to break those pots, and those two generals (or top brass anyway) look completely unimpressed. I think their mistake was that they chose pots that are rather thick as they look thick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smjjames Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 That's a terrible pun, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 Wait for it... 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_dog_days Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 That's a terrible pun, lol. Don't use the p-word around Raithe. He takes it as a personal challenge. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 4 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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