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Funny Posts Inquire Within

Amentep
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(Insects are the future, guys.)

 

Won't someone think of the larva?

I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

 

(Insects are the future, guys.)

 

Won't someone think of the larva?

 

 

I would rather eat humans than insect

I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

**** insects, use that **** as fertilizer or something

 

i'll go vegan a thousand lifetimes before i'll eat a bug

In all likelihood, you've eaten plenty of bugs in your processed food. :shrug:

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    I'd never eat dog nor would I ever associate myself with anyone who does. Some may think that racist against some Asian cultures but I don't care. Everything else depends on just how hungry I am and I've eaten a lot of stuff like bugs, snakes, alligator, rabbit, bear, camel but I still prefer the standard pig/cow/chicken trifecta. Yes, bear is awful.

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    Free games updated 3/4/21

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    What does camel taste like? Chicken?

    Closer to lamb but maybe crossed with beef

    Free games updated 3/4/21

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    Lamb and alligator are both good. I've still never had venison, but it's on my todo list..

    In all likelihood, you've eaten plenty of bugs in your processed food. :shrug:

     

    Seriously, I swallowed a decent sized bug on my ride this weekend. It was big enough to really leave a taste behind.

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    To wander away from the bugs...

     

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

     

    -Teknoman2-

    What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

     

    Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


    We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

     

    Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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    Not you tekno, but someone on the road to bringing that comic to us was a real ***hole as they removed my buddy Sam Logan's signature and a link to his webcomic, Sam and Fuzzy.

     

    It always pisses me off when people do that. :(

    Cats are awesome.

     

    There used to be a signature here, a really cool one...and now it's gone.  

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Having to listen to music in a cab ride would irritate me. It's like trying to get a ride with a driver that won't shut up.

    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    Very subtle that one, lol.

    And I put it on page 5 already.. ;)

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    And I put it on page 5 already.. ;)

     

     

    Sorry. Not sure why sharp_one double posted it though.

     

    As an aside, is anybody getting a warning about prefetching or precaching being allowed when you press the back button after clicking on page five for this thread when on page six? I don't even use google accelerate or anything that does precaching. Probably the forum software being a bit derpy.

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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