Raithe Posted January 8, 2018 Posted January 8, 2018 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Malcador Posted January 8, 2018 Posted January 8, 2018 Sounds like a crappy DM. 3 Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
smjjames Posted January 8, 2018 Posted January 8, 2018 Sounds like a crappy DM. Or completely underestimating his daughters, lol. Kudos to his daughters though, there needs to be more representation by girls among gamers. :D
Raithe Posted January 8, 2018 Posted January 8, 2018 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
algroth Posted January 9, 2018 Posted January 9, 2018 2 My Twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/alephg Currently playing: Roadwarden
Raithe Posted January 9, 2018 Posted January 9, 2018 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
redneckdevil Posted January 9, 2018 Posted January 9, 2018 (edited) I wonder how he would put Freud there... Eat the donuts your mom made because you subconsciously wanna kill the cook? Edited January 9, 2018 by redneckdevil
Malcador Posted January 9, 2018 Posted January 9, 2018 That's one stance of Marx everyone can agree on. 1 Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
Bartimaeus Posted January 9, 2018 Posted January 9, 2018 It really is the only way. Quote How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart. In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance.
the_dog_days Posted January 9, 2018 Posted January 9, 2018 It really is the only way. As proven in its success.
ShadySands Posted January 10, 2018 Posted January 10, 2018 Sorry if this is corny 9 Free games updated 3/4/21
Katphood Posted January 10, 2018 Posted January 10, 2018 4 There used to be a signature here, a really cool one...and now it's gone.
Raithe Posted January 10, 2018 Posted January 10, 2018 6 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
rjshae Posted January 10, 2018 Posted January 10, 2018 Just try and catch me... 4 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
Raithe Posted January 11, 2018 Posted January 11, 2018 "In Doctor Who, political correctness ran amuck as the Doctor regenerated...into another bleeping Northener again." 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Katphood Posted January 11, 2018 Posted January 11, 2018 The secret to Alexander The Great's victories have finally been discovered and the internet is exploding! Turns out that: He knew da way! 3 There used to be a signature here, a really cool one...and now it's gone.
rjshae Posted January 11, 2018 Posted January 11, 2018 4 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
ShadySands Posted January 11, 2018 Posted January 11, 2018 I thought it would just throttle you down to 87 miles per hour 4 Free games updated 3/4/21
Raithe Posted January 13, 2018 Posted January 13, 2018 2 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Bartimaeus Posted January 13, 2018 Posted January 13, 2018 I get the feeling that the DM never bothers to pay those gold or XP costs, though... Quote How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart. In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance.
Fiach Posted January 13, 2018 Posted January 13, 2018 An elderly Mexican lived close to Los Angeles for more than thirty five years. He would have loved to plant carrots in his garden, but he is alone, old and weak. His son is in college in Mexico City, so the old man sends him an e-mail. He explains the problem: “My Dear Son, I am very sad, because I can’t plant carrots in my garden. I am sure, if you were here, you could help and dig up the garden for me. I love you, Your Father.” The following day, the old man receives an e-mail from his son: “Beloved Father, please don’t touch the garden. It’s there that I have hidden ‘the THING’. I love you, too, Rodrigo” At 3pm the US Army, The Marines, the FBI, the CIA and the Rangers visit the house of the old man, take the whole garden apart, search every inch, but can’t find anything. They disappointed and left the house. Next day, the old man receives another e-mail from his son. “Beloved Father, I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant your carrots. That’s all I could do for you from here. I love you, Rodrigo.” 3 Thanks for shopping Pawn-O-Matic!
smjjames Posted January 13, 2018 Posted January 13, 2018 (edited) An elderly Mexican lived close to Los Angeles for more than thirty five years. He would have loved to plant carrots in his garden, but he is alone, old and weak. His son is in college in Mexico City, so the old man sends him an e-mail. He explains the problem: “My Dear Son, I am very sad, because I can’t plant carrots in my garden. I am sure, if you were here, you could help and dig up the garden for me. I love you, Your Father.” The following day, the old man receives an e-mail from his son: “Beloved Father, please don’t touch the garden. It’s there that I have hidden ‘the THING’. I love you, too, Rodrigo” At 3pm the US Army, The Marines, the FBI, the CIA and the Rangers visit the house of the old man, take the whole garden apart, search every inch, but can’t find anything. They disappointed and left the house. Next day, the old man receives another e-mail from his son. “Beloved Father, I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant your carrots. That’s all I could do for you from here. I love you, Rodrigo.” This is a politically correct version. The original I heard places the grandson of the man in prison, which makes more sense. I'm sure there are less politically correct versions, but the joke here is the reaction of federal authorities, plus the implied surveillance. Not sure why the military is involved in this apparent copypasta, but I suppose it just makes it all the more silly. edit: Oh wait, I get it for military. Edited January 13, 2018 by smjjames
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