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Posting A Funny - The Thread

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

Sounds like a crappy DM.

Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    Sounds like a crappy DM.

     

    Or completely underestimating his daughters, lol.

     

    Kudos to his daughters though, there needs to be more representation by girls among gamers. :D

    26166510_899367006912198_147253650868849

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    I wonder how he would put Freud there...

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    26730869_1234252020007576_55953142042025

    I wonder how he would put Freud there...

    Eat the donuts your mom made because you subconsciously wanna kill the cook?

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    That's one stance of Marx everyone can agree on.

    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    It really is the only way.

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    Against stupidity we have no defense. Neither protests nor force can touch it. Reasoning is of no use. Facts that contradict personal prejudices can simply be disbelieved - indeed, the fool can counter by criticizing them, and if they are undeniable, they can just be pushed aside as trivial exceptions. So the fool, as distinct from the scoundrel, is completely self-satisfied. In fact, they can easily become dangerous, as it does not take much to make them aggressive. For that reason, greater caution is called for than with a malicious one. Never again will we try to persuade the stupid person with reasons, for it is senseless and dangerous.

    It really is the only way.

    As proven in its success. :p

    Sorry if this is corny

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    Free games updated 3/4/21

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    There used to be a signature here, a really cool one...and now it's gone.  

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Just try and catch me...

    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    "In Doctor Who, political correctness ran amuck as the Doctor regenerated...into another bleeping Northener again."

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    The secret to Alexander The Great's victories have finally been discovered and the internet is exploding! Turns out that:

     

    He knew da way!

     

    There used to be a signature here, a really cool one...and now it's gone.  

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    I thought it would just throttle you down to 87 miles per hour

    Free games updated 3/4/21

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    ​I get the feeling that the DM never bothers to pay those gold or XP costs, though...

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    Against stupidity we have no defense. Neither protests nor force can touch it. Reasoning is of no use. Facts that contradict personal prejudices can simply be disbelieved - indeed, the fool can counter by criticizing them, and if they are undeniable, they can just be pushed aside as trivial exceptions. So the fool, as distinct from the scoundrel, is completely self-satisfied. In fact, they can easily become dangerous, as it does not take much to make them aggressive. For that reason, greater caution is called for than with a malicious one. Never again will we try to persuade the stupid person with reasons, for it is senseless and dangerous.

    An elderly Mexican lived close to Los Angeles for more than thirty five years.

     

    He would have loved to plant carrots in his garden, but he is alone, old and weak.

     

    His son is in college in Mexico City, so the old man sends him an e-mail.

     

    He explains the problem: “My Dear Son, I am very sad, because I can’t plant carrots in my garden. I am sure, if you were here, you could help and dig up the garden for me. I love you, Your Father.”

     

    The following day, the old man receives an e-mail from his son: “Beloved Father, please don’t touch the garden. It’s there that I have hidden ‘the THING’. I love you, too, Rodrigo”

     

    At 3pm the US Army, The Marines, the FBI, the CIA and the Rangers visit the house of the old man, take the whole garden apart, search every inch, but can’t find anything. They disappointed and left the house.

     

    Next day, the old man receives another e-mail from his son. “Beloved Father, I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant your carrots. That’s all I could do for you from here. I love you, Rodrigo.”

    Thanks for shopping Pawn-O-Matic!

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    An elderly Mexican lived close to Los Angeles for more than thirty five years.

     

    He would have loved to plant carrots in his garden, but he is alone, old and weak.

     

    His son is in college in Mexico City, so the old man sends him an e-mail.

     

    He explains the problem: “My Dear Son, I am very sad, because I can’t plant carrots in my garden. I am sure, if you were here, you could help and dig up the garden for me. I love you, Your Father.”

     

    The following day, the old man receives an e-mail from his son: “Beloved Father, please don’t touch the garden. It’s there that I have hidden ‘the THING’. I love you, too, Rodrigo”

     

    At 3pm the US Army, The Marines, the FBI, the CIA and the Rangers visit the house of the old man, take the whole garden apart, search every inch, but can’t find anything. They disappointed and left the house.

     

    Next day, the old man receives another e-mail from his son. “Beloved Father, I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant your carrots. That’s all I could do for you from here. I love you, Rodrigo.”

    This is a politically correct version. The original I heard places the grandson of the man in prison, which makes more sense.

     

     

    I'm sure there are less politically correct versions, but the joke here is the reaction of federal authorities, plus the implied surveillance.

     

    Not sure why the military is involved in this apparent copypasta, but I suppose it just makes it all the more silly. edit: Oh wait, I get it for military.

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