Raithe Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 2 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teknoman2 Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 1 The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 (edited) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgLtEob6X-Q Although I think this one has to hit amusing heights for involving the director.. https://youtu.be/saTFPCuQfvw Edited September 17, 2017 by Raithe 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 2 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Raithe Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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teknoman2 Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 2 The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_dog_days Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 ^The punchline is funny, even if the setup is a little ludicrous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agiel Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 (edited) I may be remembering this wrong, but I think there was a series or a pilot out there in which the Greek Pantheon was transposed into modern day New York making their way among mortals. Aphrodite was played as a drag queen who worked phone sex lines. Edited September 18, 2017 by Agiel 1 Quote “Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.” -Jonathan Littell <<Les Bienveillantes>> Quote "The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete." -Rod Serling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 1 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majestic Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 (edited) I may be remembering this wrong, but I think there was a series or a pilot out there in which the Greek Pantheon was transposed into modern day New York making their way among mortals. Aphrodite was played as a drag queen who worked phone sex lines. Well... not a sitcom but: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcaHutZQiIA Of course the premise only works if one ignores that Hermes was the actual greek god of commerce, among other things... Edited September 19, 2017 by majestic No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 Hmm... 1 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_dog_days Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 ^Shrek is a series about solving problems through the use of flatulence. I fail to see how short joke makes the movies any worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 11 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 11 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ben No.3 Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 gay marriage Everybody knows the deal is rotten Old Black Joe's still pickin' cotton For your ribbons and bows And everybody knows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blarghagh Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 ^Shrek is a series about solving problems through the use of flatulence. I fail to see how short joke makes the movies any worse. While there were several fart jokes in those movies I can't remember a single instance of that affecting the plot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadySands Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 gay marriage They're both anti fig tree? Free games updated 3/4/21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 Fact: If someone is playing Christmas music in October, you are legally allowed to kill them and use the body as a Halloween decoration. 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teknoman2 Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 10 The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orogun01 Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 Actually...this just explain why he was so Anti-Semitic. I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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