Raithe Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 4 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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algroth Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Totally accurate My nights in a nutshell. My Twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/alephg Currently playing: Roadwarden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blarghagh Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 My every waking moment in a nutshell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azdeus Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 (edited) Remove the phone and you essentially have my nights. Edited March 24, 2017 by Azdeus 1 Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted March 24, 2017 Author Share Posted March 24, 2017 Parents will probably dig up this picture when he's a teen just to embarrass the kid... 4 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurlshort Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 (edited) I've been there. edit: I spend way too much time in my life making sure my children have gone to the bathroom. My son is 6 and I still have to bug him every night to go poop. But them's the breaks. Edited March 24, 2017 by Hurlshot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_dog_days Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Parents will probably dig up this picture when he's a teen just to embarrass the kid... Had a situation like this, but it was a newborn calf. Might've been my just deserts for calf-napping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nonek Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Dennis Nilsen would agree. Quite an experience to live in misery isn't it? That's what it is to be married with children.I've seen things you people can't even imagine. Pearly Kings glittering on the Elephant and Castle, Morris Men dancing 'til the last light of midsummer. I watched Druid fires burning in the ruins of Stonehenge, and Yorkshiremen gurning for prizes. All these things will be lost in time, like alopecia on a skinhead. Time for tiffin. Tea for the teapot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben No.3 Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 4 Everybody knows the deal is rotten Old Black Joe's still pickin' cotton For your ribbons and bows And everybody knows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ben No.3 Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 Fact: In Connorsville in Wisconsin, it is illegal for a husband to fire a gun during sex, if his wife has an orgasm at the same time. Everybody knows the deal is rotten Old Black Joe's still pickin' cotton For your ribbons and bows And everybody knows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teknoman2 Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 1 The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guard Dog Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 6 "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 10 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted March 26, 2017 Author Share Posted March 26, 2017 2 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted March 26, 2017 Author Share Posted March 26, 2017 1 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lexx Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Some of them Hey Guys are wearing way too much lipstick, imo. "only when you no-life you can exist forever, because what does not live cannot die." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teknoman2 Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 1 The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 2 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Crossing the line of amusing and political mayhaps.. 2 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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