Raithe Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 A philosophy professor walks in to give his class their final. Placing his chair on his desk the professor instructs the class, "Using every applicable thing you've learned in this course, prove to me that this chair DOES NOT EXIST." So, pencils are writing and erasers are erasing, students are preparing to embark on novels proving that this chair doesn't exist, except for one student. He spends thirty seconds writing his answer, then turns his final in to the astonishment of his peers. Time goes by, and the day comes when all the students get their final grades...and to the amazement of the class, the student who wrote for thirty seconds gets the highest grade in the class. His answer to the question: "What chair?" "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Raithe Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 For the parents out there... 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guard Dog Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 This is getting printed and hung in my office 3 "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elerond Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 https://www.indy100.com/article/africa-trade-meeting-african-visa-denied-us-travel-ban-global-economic-development-summit-7637666 There was an Africa trade meeting with no Africans because all their visas got denied Each year, delegations from Africa meet with officials and business leaders in the US for the African Global Economic and Development (AGED) Summit. This year's event took place at the University of Southern California (USC) in Los Angeles. But unfortunately, one crucial aspect was missing from the summit - any Africans. None of the invited delegates were able to attend, due to being denied a visa at the very last minute. Mary Flowers, chair of the summit, told VOA that during the previous three summits around 40 per cent of attendees were denied visas. She estimated that around 100 guests, from Ethiopia, Ghana, Guinea, Nigeria, Sierra Leone, and South Africa, were unable to attend. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rjshae Posted March 20, 2017 Author Share Posted March 20, 2017 3 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_dog_days Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 ROFL. Redhead with daddy issues. Nailed it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Raithe Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 reverse iron fist: a chinese girl's plane goes down over the texas wilderness. she returns years later with the mystical art of gunslinging. Bonus: She gets to teach or correct the white cowboys on how gun slinging & horse riding should be done. 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Messier-31 Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Speaking of irrational... 4 It would be of small avail to talk of magic in the air... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted March 22, 2017 Author Share Posted March 22, 2017 6 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilloutman Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 I just can't get over this. I just love dedication of pol guys 3 I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 Shia LeBeouf's Capture the Flag Part II. This time it only took couple of hours. This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leferd Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Classic. "Things are funny...are comedic, because they mix the real with the absurd." - Buzz Aldrin."P-O-T-A-T-O-E" - Dan Quayle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgon Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Totally accurate 3 Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Raithe Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp_Fw5oDMao&feature=youtu.be 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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