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The Funny Things Thread

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    The leaked designs....

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Kerry fail diplomacy with Russian government and try make diplomacy with Russian people. Common reaction of Russians - lol, gtfo, wtf nonsense i hearing. Epic Murican diplomatic skills make us lol..

    http://youtu.be/9uzUiBbW_-E

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    the first thing you have to do to get a divorce is get married

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    The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

     

    -Teknoman2-

    What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

     

    Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


    We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

     

    Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    the first thing you have to do to get a divorce is get married

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    gotta say the gif is pretty darn unfunny from our pov.  

     

    disquieting.

    "If there be time to expose through discussion the falsehood and fallacies, to avert the evil by the processes of education, the remedy to be applied is more speech, not enforced silence."Justice Louis Brandeis, Concurring, Whitney v. California, 274 U.S. 357 (1927)

    "Im indifferent to almost any murder as long as it doesn't affect me or mine."--Gfted1 (September 30, 2019)

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    queen is a qualifying exception.  odd. is there a particular demand for cher impersonators in britain? 

     

    HA! Good Fun!

    "If there be time to expose through discussion the falsehood and fallacies, to avert the evil by the processes of education, the remedy to be applied is more speech, not enforced silence."Justice Louis Brandeis, Concurring, Whitney v. California, 274 U.S. 357 (1927)

    "Im indifferent to almost any murder as long as it doesn't affect me or mine."--Gfted1 (September 30, 2019)

    i heard a nice one in the news today

    a group of people sued the organizer of a concert because the tickets were sold out... the level of entitlement is over 9000

    The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

     

    -Teknoman2-

    What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

     

    Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


    We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

     

    Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

    Heh, we just had people sleeping on the sidewalk for two days for tickets to next years performances of the Hamilton musical. And they were thankful for it!

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    It might be funny, but its also true...

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    It might be funny, but its also true...

     

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    Now that just makes me sad.

    I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

     

    *If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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    Heh, we just had people sleeping on the sidewalk for two days for tickets to next years performances of the Hamilton musical. And they were thankful for it!

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2016/03/30/liberals-love-alexander-hamilton-but-aaron-burr-was-a-real-progressive-hero/?utm_term=.7d64119f21c2

     

    before the musical we thought aaron burr got a raw deal from history.  is too bad the only exposure many will have to aaron burr is a musical and a milk commercial.

     

     

    before today, we had no idea michael bay directed the commercial. huh.  

     

    HA! Good Fun!

    "If there be time to expose through discussion the falsehood and fallacies, to avert the evil by the processes of education, the remedy to be applied is more speech, not enforced silence."Justice Louis Brandeis, Concurring, Whitney v. California, 274 U.S. 357 (1927)

    "Im indifferent to almost any murder as long as it doesn't affect me or mine."--Gfted1 (September 30, 2019)

     

    It might be funny, but its also true...

     

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    Now that just makes me sad.

     

     

    For the best part, that was originally a flowchart made up by Playboy...

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

     

     

    It might be funny, but its also true...

     

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    Now that just makes me sad.

     

     

    For the best part, that was originally a flowchart made up by Playboy...

     

    I know, I saw the logo on the top.

    I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

     

    *If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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